From show reviews, news snark, and things we wanted to say but had no time to do

Sunday, June 15, 2003

IT CAME FROM THE MIND OF STEVE BAXLEY
By Steve Baxley
(As told to Pita Ojeda while at a nice dinner)

-So my buddy and broadcast partner Doug Privbe and his team took second place in a go-kart race in Toledo,fantastic and I hope to see them race soon

-Next friday is the big trek to florida, so far ive come up with about 3 plans,and one big smile! hope you all watch on Telemundo to see if I do good and let fate and faith guide me right.

-The only one with the last name of Bush I will ever respect..Jay Bush of BUSH'S BEANS, at least HE makes sense, so too does his dog Duke!

-Over 160,000 folks attended the big Nascar race here at MIS, thats about 2/3rd more than attends Detroit Tigers baseball home Games

-hey,belated mazeltov to Matt Culbreath..one of our two producers on not just his wedding, but the upcoming birth of their first born..

-More tomorrow


LUPITA:THE GOLDEN PRINCESS-PART THREE:

The 4 enjoyed the dinner put together by the govenours head chef Simmons LeRou,the dinner menu included stuffed peppers, ham,salad,a relish plate and duck ala orange with a 1968 bordeau.they enjoyed teh party till the wee hours of the am, While Maria and Rene went to their guest room, Lupita and Stefan went to theirs, both rooms had balconies that overlooked the ocean.


As the sun went down Stefan looked out the doors and walked out on the balcony, the ocean waves glistened as the moon reflected off them, the bathroom door opened, "Ahem, stefan." Lupita said in a sensual voice,Stefan turned and saw a vision that made his eyes widen ..there was lupita in a silken red satin low cut nightgown with slits to the side,and formed to her body, underneathe she was wearing a silk black bustier with thigh high nylons and a garter belt. Lupita sensually walked towards her stefan,every inch of her glistened with starlight,Stefan smiled as he watched his wife walk towards him. "Lupita, you are as beautiful and sensual as the first time I met you." As he held her in his arms, Lupita unzipped his pants and felt his manhood rise,she looked at him smiling and said .."Take me darling,make me tingle all over".


Stefan picked her up and carried her towards the bed,they began to kiss passionately as he carried her to the bed,he then put her on the edge of the bed and caressing every inch of her bodytook down her nightgown and as Lupita undid his pants, Stefan removed her bustier, their passion increasing with every moment. he made her whole body tingle as their passion grew intense. Stefan looked at Lupita naked on the bed and said, "Lupita my dearest, you are a goddess" as he kissed her breasts ,and made her tingle as their passion overtook the night and they made love.


The day broke,, and Lupita and Stefan sttod in their robes looking out on the ocean , stefan's arms around Lupita and kissing her neck. " mmmm, lupita..you were marvelous last night" Stefan said as he whispered in her ear, She looked at him and smiled as he caressed her. they got dressed and waited for Maria and Rene downstairs. they came down a bit messed up.."you too?" stefan said coyly,Maria and Rene smiled and laughed.


The four joined the prince and his wife in one hummer,and along with the other tour groups in seperate Hummers and were off to safari,and tour the jungle along with a stop to the prince's tribal home zuslu, the home of the uzbangia tribe, as the convoy arrived at the drop off point, each group had guards with them in case of trouble,"we will meet back here in 6 hours,please remain with your group leader and guard" the prince said..as the trek began ,and the tour group took pictures and videos,Stefan.lupita,maria and rene along with the prince and their secutiry followed, after a 3 hour hike they saw the tribal home of the prince, there was a welcoming committe waiting for the group,the tribal leader was an 56 year old man named Gonboa, he is the cousin of the prince, and he and his people presented the groups with tribal beads and a party,as the party continued Stefan, and lupita did a little walking around,when Lupita fell over something, and let out a scream of pain, "Lupita!!!, are you alright??" stefan said concerned about the woman he loves. "yes my love, but I fell over this.." said Luipta grimmacing in pain holding her ankle .


the Pirnce, Maria ,Rene and the tribal leader came to the rescue, they saw Lupita holding her ankle and with stefan carrying her they all went back to the camp. "What happened Stefan?" said the prince, Lupita looked at the concerned faces and said " I'm ok folks, I just tripped over this,and twisted my ankle" the tribe were shocked,"my god,the princess.." Lupita was confused as the tribe couldnt believe what happened .."what is going on your highness?" Lupita said.. The tribal chief looked at Lupita .."Your highness has returned to save us from the evil that has engulfed the land"


Stefan looked at what was going on,and whispered to the prince, "George, whats going on here??",the prince looked at stefan and then motioned to his wife,"take care of our guests, Ill be back my beloved", The prince took both Stefan and rene to a private area away from the crowd,and spoke, holding the item Lupita tripped on.." Oh boy!, we got a big problem guys..a BIGGG problem"
Stefan and Rene looked confused, Rene spoke " Profs, what are you babbling about, what trouble??, Lupita fell on something, that shouldnt cause this much hubbub", Stefan nodded in agreement and said "Whats up george, the last time you acted like this was when your cousin stole your bike from you, whats going on", The prince said "look at this"and held up the object to the light, the reflection from the moonlight revealed just what it was.. Stefan and Rene were speechless, "Th..tha...thats LUPITA!!" Stefan said in shock, " and in gold!" said Rene..


"Yes, its the golden princess, luipia" the prince said, "but its her mother Rita", Stefan looked at the prince " You mean to tell me ..." the prince nodded yes...Rita was our princess before we sent her to the states to be schooled and safe..for she holds the key
to our future, but since she perished, it fell upon her daughters and a neice to continue on the legacy.", Rene interupted "daughters???, you dont mean that ...??", The prince put his hands on Rene's and Stefans shoulders, "Yes "Wanks",Skips..Lupita, Analya, and Maria are the royal princesses of lady Rita.", just then a scream was heard, the prince and his pals heard the scream, "Come on guys, back to the tribal village, fast ..that dont sound good",the friends ran back to the village, to see a flaming spear burning a bush,as the tribal men took water to put out the flame, king gonboa took the note and read it.


He then took the note to the prince, the prince sensing the concern on the King phoned for his personal chopper, took to the podium, "Attention my friends, we are going to put you all up in the hotel about a mile away from here,we will continue the hike tomorrow..and a big feast follows", the prince then gave the golden princess to the king and the king looked at the prince and his two pals, and said " do they know?" the prince nodded,the king said ," you know who this is from,he wont stop, he must know know that they are here.."
The prince,along with Stefan and Rene looked puzzled, "Donald! thats his calling card..or King Fulkisz of the Zulosizi Tribe as he wishes to be called","and Stefan.." the prince looked at him, " he wants Lupita..for his wife!" Stefan looked at the prince, "THATS NUTS, Lupita is MY wife!! no way will he ever lay his hands on her!! said stefan with anger in his voice,
The king hearing this took Stefan to his side and said soothingly,"My son,It takes a brave man to stand up and protect what his heart has, but as the prince said, it dont matter..he will take anything and anyone to quench his hunger, and he will do anything in his power to do it too, he has too much of the evil inside him he is too powerful to take on." Stefan looked at the king and then at Rene and the prince, "He may be evil to you, but to us, he will always be that skrawny,pipsqueak of a toad named Donald who acted like a spoiled brat when he didnt get his way," "He wants MY wife, he'll have to KILL me first!" the king smiled, "Thats all I needed to hear my son!" he then looked at the prince and said "son, I have always said that you have some very stubborn,but loyal friends, I think we may win this". Stefan and Rene looked confused, Rene said "SON??, you mean that .." The prince smiled, "Guys,you know my dad Stuart"."We got to talk,dont worry stefan, donald dont know where weve taken the group, they are all safe."




NEXT WEEK: tribal war begins,and Lupita gets kidnapped