From show reviews, news snark, and things we wanted to say but had no time to do

Tuesday, June 10, 2003

IT CAME FROM THE MIND OF STEVE BAXLEY
(As told to Pita Ojeda while on a romantic walk on miami beach )

-16 days left before the trip of fate, also known as Florida and things are running smoothly, so far..so good

-Went to a couple of Sports events, baseball and wrestling, lost my voice on the best damn weekend ever

-So FOX had an National I.Q. test,talk about an oxymoron..I.Q. and FOX

-So Jesse Ventura's show might not make air ..YIPPPPPEEEE!!

-Congrats to the NJ Devils the new Stanley Cup Champions,well deserved Pat Burns!

-Pita has a new hairdo, Awesome looking, makes her more and more enchanting

-My broadcast partner Doug Pribe has expressed concern that we might become another version of George Norry (the guy who replaced Art Bell) I assure Doug that we wont be like Norry, that "THE WSPD REALITY BLOCK" will be us doing what we did at WXUT (Only better)

more stuff later..Now!!!

LUPITA:THE GOLDEN PRINCESS-PART TWO:

the govenours mansion was a massive villa overlooking the ocean,as the limo rolled to a stop,Lupita,Maria,Rene and Stefan
saw the layout and were in awe over what they saw,from an animal reserve to a guest house. The main house is a 10 bedroom, 5 bathroom villa that sparkled as the sun hit the windows. "your highness..its amazing" Lupita said as she clutched Stefans arm,
"Please, all my friends call me George" the prince said with a smile and laugh, "Come my friends, Ladies you can ajourn to the
game room while your husbands and I conduct some business".


The ladies went to the ultimate game room while the prince,Stefan and Rene went to his den,the prince had one of his guards close the door behind him,George spoke,"Stefan,Rene..you know my cousin Donald,he was a major pain in the ass when we were trying to get prom dates..remember",Rene said "lets see, red hair,week chin..personality of a rat..no offense". George said,with a smile.."none taken,the problem is that when my father chose me to take over as govenour,that set Donald off in a jealous rage that sent him over the edge and in with a tribe that has been feuding with us, The zulosizi tribe." Stefan and Rene were puzzled "The Zulosizi tribe were a peaceful democratic people, what happened?" Rene said, "Donald happened,"George said sullenly,"He led a
coup against the tribal leader King Mazawi,and became the new leader and immediately began a life of stealing,and invading other tribes of their riches. And now they target me and my people...so you see,we need your help."


Stefan and Rene nodded and Stefan spoke,"You know we are friends, and took an oath to help out anyone in trouble,we wilkl do what we can to stop Donald from distroying this beautiful land of yours",Rene also spoke,"I second what Stefan said, but a question..how do we NOT tell the women about it so they dont worry" "George stood up and said "Simple, your tour group has signed up for a safari and nature hike in the combuzta forest where my people,the uzbaniga live in peace and happiness, they and our brothers and sisters of the uzgazisio tribe are the last ones who have survived my cousins onslaughts.,and they are the ones who have been trying to get back the $500 million dollars in gold that were taken by my cousin in a raid and is being protected by guards
who have been ordered to kill anyone onsite..my cousin has those scared souls so brainwashed they would even kill their own people."



Stefan said, "George, we will help you, and we will make sure Donald pays for what he has done", george smiled and put his strong hands on stefan and rene's shoulders, "you are my brothers,thank you for your help, we shall start tomorrow..NOW WE FEAST!"



NEXT WEEK:Lupita makes a discovery, and danger is marked by a dart