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Saturday, May 17, 2003

WHAT I'VE LEARNED IN 39 YEARS
By Steve Baxley

With three days till I reach the pinacle age of 39, I thought i'd list some of the things I've learned from my 39 years
of life on this planet

1-Never forget your friends for they are the most important reason to live
2-nothing last forever
3-underware dont last long after the 12th wash
4-ANY commercials that tout just how good the US Job Corps is ...LIES LIKE HELL
5-Late Nights are made , not born
6-Even Presidents are human
7-Wars are not the answer
8-Florists have the most fun job
9-Toledo,Ohio
10-The Rock and Roll Hall of fame should be seen on a full stomach
11-Pictures do speak a 1,000 words
12-Martha Stewart is wacked on greed
13-Nice Guys DONT finish Last
14-A woman named Pita Ojeda is a beauty to embrace
15-My Buddies Doug and Paul should stop being so damn stubborn and TALK or should I pull a "Moe Howard" and knock them both in the head
16-Always be there for your pals
17-When you fall in love, it sometimes clouds your thinking
18-Clear Channel is a great place to work
19-Infinity is a great place to work
20-Radio is king
21-The TV News Biz sucks
22-Legends may pass on, but they live in our hearts
23-The past is prolouge
24-SOME presidents are not to be believed
25-HANGING CHAD
26-Canada rocks
27-Hockey rules
28-Famous Players movie Theatre rules
29-Telemundo es muy caliente
30-exercize always in moderation
31-GOUT HURTS LIKE HELL
32-Love your parents, even IF you disagree with them sometimes
33-No matter the skin color, we are ALL of one race, the human race
34-Shaggy
35-Misty
36-Thebasement.com.au is so rockin it rolls!
37-the food network kicks
38-Australia is a wonder to behold
39-Embrace Life

Well thats it, 39 things i've learned in 39 years, impressive yes??