IT CAME FROM THE MIND OF STEVE BAXLEY
(As told to Pita Ojeda in the Jacuzzi)

-So the FCC made the change, no biggie here in my area of the world, as Lansing and Jackson only has 4 TV stations,
so no biggie.

-Spike Lee is suing Viacom to prevent them from changing their cable channel TNN to SPIKEtv, In that case I plan on suing everyone who is named Steve/Stephen/Stevie or has stores named STEPHEN from using My name..Spike Lee, you are an idiot!

-you cant believe it by looking outside lately, but did you know that its summer?? except here where its not even spring, its still fall!
that be michigan weather for you

-The countdown to Miami is 27 days, I cant wait

-Sammy Sosa has a corked bat...thats nothing,PORN STARS USE VIAGRA!!


LUPITA: THE GOLDEN PRINCESS-PART ONE

The honeymoon continued for Maria and Rene, and Stefan and Lupita..as their cruise to the South Pacific island of Matagonia
was continuing, they started by having lunch at the captains table and then dancing on the lido deck.the world they left
was but a memory, especially for Lupita, who stared into the eyes of her beloved Stefan, "My dearest, I am glad I found you to fill
my heart" said Lupita as she and stefan kissed "And I am glad to have found you to fill my heart and soul my Lupita".

Maria and rene were dancing then started to leave,"where are you two going?" Lupita said "You cant be THAT tired already?",
Maria and Rene looked at Stefan and Lupita and then both smiled and blushed as rene spoke "Well, hehe..this IS our honeymoon
too..and uh, well...theres somethings Maria and I.. " Stefan and Lupita looked at the pair and blushed a bit too, "we know, we
know" Lupita said "yeah, we sure do, but remember we got that tour of zumacizla Island coming up at 4pm " Stefan said. "You got
it Stefan, we'll be ready for that..Ive not seen Prince Hozleamaza since he was George Phili our old buddy in junior high.."and
before Rene could finish his sentence, Maria dragged him out of the dance floor and on to their room, leaving a happy Stefan and
lupita along with others on the lido deck dancing.

After a few hours, the ship docked at St. Pauliza harbor on the south pacific island of Zumacizla, outside of bermuda
a welcoming comittee came out to welcome the group, and among them was a tall dark haired gentleman wearing a head dress
and a business suit, with guards next to him, as the group walked off the ship, the man looked at both Stefan and Rene and
shouted with glee "HEY SKIP AND WANKS,WHAZZZZUP!!" Stefan and Rene saw their old friend and shouted "PROFS!" Maria
and Lupita were a bit confused,but finally figured it out "they never forget!" they both said together as they saw their husbands
along with the prince doing an old school handshake.

"So this is how the smartest kid in Jr. High finally winds up, prince of his own land !" Stefan said, Rene looked and both and
"look at us , we are three of the luckiest men on earth, Stefan is a businessman, I'm a author and radio host, and you ..WOW!!
thats some major league luck you hit Profs!", "well," the prince said, "I couldnt have done it without my two best friends" the
prince smiled as he,stefan and rene hugged and patted each other on the back,then the prince saw their wives and his eyes
shined. "Well, you two really hit the jackpot, who are these visions of beauty?", Stefan said " those are our wives, Lupita and
her cousin Maria, Girls..This is Prince Hozleamaza the Govenour of this Island. The prince kissed the hands of Maria and Lupita,
"Nice to see i wasnt the only lucky man to capture the hearts of such beauty", Rene and Stefan were stunned "you dont mean?"
stefan said .."Not you, the only guy who was afraid of committment??", "Yeah, who finally speared your soul" Rene said

Just then coming out of the limo, was a beautiful blonde with a drop dead figure, stefan and rene's mouths went open as they saw
her, "you two remember Betty Soulituari?", stefan said "Betty, the head cheerleader who would always pass us by like we were
nothing?" rene said "Batty Betty???" "yep, only now shes the first lady, and now mother of my 4 kids, and one on the way" Prince
Hozleamaza said smiling. Maria and Lupita took Rene and Stefan by teh arm and cleared their throat, stefan and rene looked and
stefan and rene both said "But we both have found our golden women, and we are all lucky". The Prince then said "come, you will
be our guests here at our home, and then I will take you on a tour of the whole island", as a busman took their luggage to the
limo,The prince spoke " Betty,take the ladies to the limo,we will join you ladies in a moment" and then took the men aside.

"Guys, when we get to the Gov's mansion, I need to talk to you both about a problem we have, a big problem with my cousin..
the guy has never forgiven me for being named Prince, he is so jealous..well,", Stefan and Rene looked at their friend and nodded..
they then rejoined their wives in the limo and left for the mansion.

NEXT CHAPTER: The adventure begins