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By Steve Baxley

-WOW! that was some outfit Pita wore on the latin billboards that were taped on thursday and shown on sunday, she sure looked scrumptious, she even out sparkled Thalia! and her long time buddy Luisa Fernanda also was dynamite! the show was great ..

-So Miramax signs with Micheal Moore to produce a film about guess who...GW Bush and Bin Laden, cant wait to see THAT when its released in 2004

-Got an invite to my High School reunion, $25.00!!! sheesh!, I dont know about this, reunions are ok but there is something about high school reunions that I have never liked..thus as a public service I present the tail of the tape of reunions..WITH APOLOGIES TO NICK BAKAY!

HIGH SCHOOL REUNIONS VS. FAMILY REUNIONS

High School Reunion: lets you see all your so called friends that you missed long ago
Family Reunions:Allow you to see how your family has survivied long ago
ADVANTAGE: Family Reunion ..only by a bit however

High School Reunion: Let you relive old times
Family Reunion: Lets you see old timers you thought you knew
ADVANTAGE: PUSH

High School Reunion: You get to see what happened to high school prom queen
Family Reunion: You get to find out which relative IS a queen
ADVANTAGE: High School Reunion

High School Reunion: you get to see what happened to the high school bully
Family Reunion:be with relatives
ADVANTAGE: High School Reunion

High School Reunion:You get to see what happened to all the high school studs
Family Reunion: You find out that your uncle at 78 is STILL a stud..
ADVANTAGE: Push

High School Reunion: You get to see some schoolmates wearing the new style...IN TOUPEES!
Family Reunion:You get to see relatives,most have some false body part
ADVANTAGE: Family Reunion

High School Reunion: scars you for life,and opens up old wounds
Family Reunion: just scars you
ADVANTAGE: Push

High School Reunion: is just people one upping each other
Family Reunion: is a Jerry Springer show just waiting to happen
ADVANTAGE : Family Reunion


SO as you can see..the FAMILY REUNION is the more safer of the two, besides which, Family Reunions are FREE and the food is much better

no offense to those who love HS Reunions, I just dont wish to be part of what I consider just another way to humiliate people into thinking they are better than the world.