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posted by steve @ 7:09 PM
Saturday, March 25, 2006
Wednesday, March 22, 2006
IT CAME FROM THE MIND OF PITA's LOVE
By Steve Baxley
A Pita Ojeda Production
...WHEN THE BROW BEATS,THE BAX WILL GET PISSED!
>>Ahhh its day 3 of a VERY lousy week which saw....
--->The Buick's transmission not only get screwed,BUT wonders of wonders..we found it was loaded with shavings and shit .
--->me getting scammed out of major bucks, as well as the Nigerian scammers taking out my mothers hard earned dinero, so both accounts screwed and closed, also I am banned from being on my mothers checking account for 6 months to 3 years.
-->and all that,brings up the fact that my mother, who i may disagree with,but still love and respect, has this well bad habit of saying "and that" its like a nervous habit, BUT she is also the queen of BROW BEATING THE POINT TO IT IRRITATES THE FUCK OUT OF ME!!
So here we are online, me and my broadcast partner talking about the South park mess, and the fact that Issac Hayes didnt really say that he quit the show, that it was in general the reps from scientology who issued that statement,and that wants to come back. well I showed doug the story on www.fox news.com, and boom Doug pulls a brow beat on me..and when I told him to stop , he kept on going,and going,and going till I just couldnt take it and said "stop acting like my mom"
---> The lesson dear folks is this,and Doug, if your reading this..let it be the lesson you learn as well.
Once is enough,Twice is ok..
BUT THREE TO THRRE HUNDRED IS TOO MUCH AND IRRITATES THE HELL OUT OF ME
AND I WILL POINT IT OUT !
Pay heed !
--> Now who watched "The Shield" last night???, I could only stand 3 minutes because frankly the season finale didnt live up to the hype,it was dissapointing, lacked substance and a clear storyline. you KNEW Lem was going to be the sacrifical lamb to slaughter and that SHANE,the wuss of the group, would be the one to pull the trigger, or in this case the grenade pin...it was dull and just not very good.
-->FUCK JIMMY KIMMEL!! I dont watch his show, never really cared for it, to me he's just another Leno clone.
I much prefer shows with originality, [adult swim],that makes me want to watch late nights, now CRAIG's Show!!! thats a stone gasser!! very imaginative and creative.
By Steve Baxley
A Pita Ojeda Production
...WHEN THE BROW BEATS,THE BAX WILL GET PISSED!
>>Ahhh its day 3 of a VERY lousy week which saw....
--->The Buick's transmission not only get screwed,BUT wonders of wonders..we found it was loaded with shavings and shit .
--->me getting scammed out of major bucks, as well as the Nigerian scammers taking out my mothers hard earned dinero, so both accounts screwed and closed, also I am banned from being on my mothers checking account for 6 months to 3 years.
-->and all that,brings up the fact that my mother, who i may disagree with,but still love and respect, has this well bad habit of saying "and that" its like a nervous habit, BUT she is also the queen of BROW BEATING THE POINT TO IT IRRITATES THE FUCK OUT OF ME!!
So here we are online, me and my broadcast partner talking about the South park mess, and the fact that Issac Hayes didnt really say that he quit the show, that it was in general the reps from scientology who issued that statement,and that wants to come back. well I showed doug the story on www.fox news.com, and boom Doug pulls a brow beat on me..and when I told him to stop , he kept on going,and going,and going till I just couldnt take it and said "stop acting like my mom"
---> The lesson dear folks is this,and Doug, if your reading this..let it be the lesson you learn as well.
Once is enough,Twice is ok..
BUT THREE TO THRRE HUNDRED IS TOO MUCH AND IRRITATES THE HELL OUT OF ME
AND I WILL POINT IT OUT !
Pay heed !
--> Now who watched "The Shield" last night???, I could only stand 3 minutes because frankly the season finale didnt live up to the hype,it was dissapointing, lacked substance and a clear storyline. you KNEW Lem was going to be the sacrifical lamb to slaughter and that SHANE,the wuss of the group, would be the one to pull the trigger, or in this case the grenade pin...it was dull and just not very good.
-->FUCK JIMMY KIMMEL!! I dont watch his show, never really cared for it, to me he's just another Leno clone.
I much prefer shows with originality, [adult swim],that makes me want to watch late nights, now CRAIG's Show!!! thats a stone gasser!! very imaginative and creative.
posted by steve @ 12:40 PM
THE ROAD TO BATTLE BOWL XXII
A SPECIAL EDITION OF THE CAFE...
SPECIAL CORRESPONDENT: VINNIE VEGAS
SNYDER CONFERENCE
KNOTTS/GRIFFTH DIVISON:
1. HOY-GALAVISION/XEW
GARFIELD C. BAXLEY MEMORIAL NIT
11.EL MUNEQUEUO-CANAL UNO INTL.
A SPECIAL EDITION OF THE CAFE...
SPECIAL CORRESPONDENT: VINNIE VEGAS
A SHOCKER!!!!
"MY NAME IS EARL" WAS DEVISTATED AS A MAJOR SEVERE THUNDERSTORM HIT THE LANSING-JACKSON AREA AND CAUSED "MY NAME IS EARL" TO BE ELIMINATED BY 1 TENTH OF A SECOND TO COUNT.
COMMISH STEVE BAXLEY WENT TO THE VIDEOTAPE TO SEE IF INDEED "MY NAME IS EARL" HAD ENOUGH TIME BEFORE THE CABLE WENT OUT TO COUNT AS AN OFFICIAL VIEW, AS YOU KNOW ..UNDER THE WORLD TELEVISION LEAGUE GUIDELINES, IF A SHOW GOES THE FIRST 5 MINUTES WITH NO PROBLEMS, THEN IT COUNTS AS AN OFFICIAL VIEWING. THIS ALSO GOES FOR OUR TOURNAMENTS.
COMMISH BAXLEY WENT TO THE VCR, AND REWOUND IT AND PLAYED IT WITH THE TIME CODING MODE ON, AND THE OFFICIAL AIRING OF "MY NAME IS EARL" AT 9PM ET WAS CUT OFF AT 9 HOURS 4 MINUTES. AND 59.5 SECONDS , A TENTH OF A SECOND OFF IT BEING CALLED OFFICIAL, SO "MY NAME IS EARL" GOES OUT OF THE BATTLE BOWL DUE TO WEATHER.
SO FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THE LEAUGE'S HISTORY,THE 22ND BATTLEBOWL WELL BE FOUGHT ON FOREIGN SOIL,AS A TELEVISION SHOW BASED IN MEXICO,TAKES ON A TV SHOW BASED IN ECUADOR
THE TALE OF THE TAPE
HOY: BASED OUT OF MEXICO CITY , PRODUCED BY TELEVISA'S XEW TV ,ITS BEST DESCRIBED AS A MORNING SHOW ON CAFFENE,AIRING IN THE STATES ON CABLE NETWORK GALAVISION,USA(OWNED BY UNIVISION) .RECENTLY HAS BEEN PUNNISHED FOR VIOLATING SUPPOSED US BROADCAST STANDARDS (AT LEAST THE STATNDARDS OF UNIVISION) AND WHILE THE SHOW IS AIRED LIVE,GALAVISION USA HAS PUNNISHED HOY BY CUTTING SOME OF THE FIRST HALF OF THE SHOW AND AIRING IT ON A 7 TO 10 MINUTE DELAY.
EL MUNEQUEUO:BASED OUT OF GUAYAQUIL IN THE PROVENCE OF GUAYAS IN ECUADOR,PRODUCED BY CANAL UNO TELEVISION,AIRING IN THE STATES VIA DISH NETWORK AND HOSTED BY TWO VERY WILD AND CRAZY PUPPETS NAMED "EL PADRINO" AND "THE QUYILL" ALONG WITH SOME VERY HOT WOMEN DANCERS AND MUSICAL GUESTS, LIVE AT 11:30PM SUNDAYS, THE SHOW IS KNOWN TO GET PRETTY RACY (THREE WEEKS AGO ONE OF THE WOMEN DANCERS DID A POLE DANCE ,AND FORGOT SHE HAD ON A THONG AND SHOWED EVERYONE THAT SHE IS A "CLEAN WOMAN"
THE PREDICTION, NASTY PUPPETS HAVE AN EDGE!
SNYDER CONFERENCE
KNOTTS/GRIFFTH DIVISON:
1. HOY-GALAVISION/XEW
GARFIELD C. BAXLEY MEMORIAL NIT
11.EL MUNEQUEUO-CANAL UNO INTL.
posted by steve @ 9:45 AM
