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Wednesday, March 22, 2006

IT CAME FROM THE MIND OF PITA's LOVE
By Steve Baxley
A Pita Ojeda Production

...WHEN THE BROW BEATS,THE BAX WILL GET PISSED!

>>Ahhh its day 3 of a VERY lousy week which saw....
--->The Buick's transmission not only get screwed,BUT wonders of wonders..we found it was loaded with shavings and shit .

--->me getting scammed out of major bucks, as well as the Nigerian scammers taking out my mothers hard earned dinero, so both accounts screwed and closed, also I am banned from being on my mothers checking account for 6 months to 3 years.

-->and all that,brings up the fact that my mother, who i may disagree with,but still love and respect, has this well bad habit of saying "and that" its like a nervous habit, BUT she is also the queen of BROW BEATING THE POINT TO IT IRRITATES THE FUCK OUT OF ME!!
So here we are online, me and my broadcast partner talking about the South park mess, and the fact that Issac Hayes didnt really say that he quit the show, that it was in general the reps from scientology who issued that statement,and that wants to come back. well I showed doug the story on www.fox news.com, and boom Doug pulls a brow beat on me..and when I told him to stop , he kept on going,and going,and going till I just couldnt take it and said "stop acting like my mom"

---> The lesson dear folks is this,and Doug, if your reading this..let it be the lesson you learn as well.
Once is enough,Twice is ok..
BUT THREE TO THRRE HUNDRED IS TOO MUCH AND IRRITATES THE HELL OUT OF ME
AND I WILL POINT IT OUT !
Pay heed !

--> Now who watched "The Shield" last night???, I could only stand 3 minutes because frankly the season finale didnt live up to the hype,it was dissapointing, lacked substance and a clear storyline. you KNEW Lem was going to be the sacrifical lamb to slaughter and that SHANE,the wuss of the group, would be the one to pull the trigger, or in this case the grenade pin...it was dull and just not very good.

-->FUCK JIMMY KIMMEL!! I dont watch his show, never really cared for it, to me he's just another Leno clone.
I much prefer shows with originality, [adult swim],that makes me want to watch late nights, now CRAIG's Show!!! thats a stone gasser!! very imaginative and creative.