THE ROAD TO BATTLE BOWL XXII
A SPECIAL EDITION OF THE CAFE...
SPECIAL CORRESPONDENT: VINNIE VEGAS

A SHOCKER!!!!

"MY NAME IS EARL" WAS DEVISTATED AS A MAJOR SEVERE THUNDERSTORM HIT THE LANSING-JACKSON AREA AND CAUSED "MY NAME IS EARL" TO BE ELIMINATED BY 1 TENTH OF A SECOND TO COUNT.

COMMISH STEVE BAXLEY WENT TO THE VIDEOTAPE TO SEE IF INDEED "MY NAME IS EARL" HAD ENOUGH TIME BEFORE THE CABLE WENT OUT TO COUNT AS AN OFFICIAL VIEW, AS YOU KNOW ..UNDER THE WORLD TELEVISION LEAGUE GUIDELINES, IF A SHOW GOES THE FIRST 5 MINUTES WITH NO PROBLEMS, THEN IT COUNTS AS AN OFFICIAL VIEWING. THIS ALSO GOES FOR OUR TOURNAMENTS.

COMMISH BAXLEY WENT TO THE VCR, AND REWOUND IT AND PLAYED IT WITH THE TIME CODING MODE ON, AND THE OFFICIAL AIRING OF "MY NAME IS EARL" AT 9PM ET WAS CUT OFF AT 9 HOURS 4 MINUTES. AND 59.5 SECONDS , A TENTH OF A SECOND OFF IT BEING CALLED OFFICIAL, SO "MY NAME IS EARL" GOES OUT OF THE BATTLE BOWL DUE TO WEATHER.

SO FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THE LEAUGE'S HISTORY,THE 22ND BATTLEBOWL WELL BE FOUGHT ON FOREIGN SOIL,AS A TELEVISION SHOW BASED IN MEXICO,TAKES ON A TV SHOW BASED IN ECUADOR

THE TALE OF THE TAPE

HOY: BASED OUT OF MEXICO CITY , PRODUCED BY TELEVISA'S XEW TV ,ITS BEST DESCRIBED AS A MORNING SHOW ON CAFFENE,AIRING IN THE STATES ON CABLE NETWORK GALAVISION,USA(OWNED BY UNIVISION) .RECENTLY HAS BEEN PUNNISHED FOR VIOLATING SUPPOSED US BROADCAST STANDARDS (AT LEAST THE STATNDARDS OF UNIVISION) AND WHILE THE SHOW IS AIRED LIVE,GALAVISION USA HAS PUNNISHED HOY BY CUTTING SOME OF THE FIRST HALF OF THE SHOW AND AIRING IT ON A 7 TO 10 MINUTE DELAY.

EL MUNEQUEUO:BASED OUT OF GUAYAQUIL IN THE PROVENCE OF GUAYAS IN ECUADOR,PRODUCED BY CANAL UNO TELEVISION,AIRING IN THE STATES VIA DISH NETWORK AND HOSTED BY TWO VERY WILD AND CRAZY PUPPETS NAMED "EL PADRINO" AND "THE QUYILL" ALONG WITH SOME VERY HOT WOMEN DANCERS AND MUSICAL GUESTS, LIVE AT 11:30PM SUNDAYS, THE SHOW IS KNOWN TO GET PRETTY RACY (THREE WEEKS AGO ONE OF THE WOMEN DANCERS DID A POLE DANCE ,AND FORGOT SHE HAD ON A THONG AND SHOWED EVERYONE THAT SHE IS A "CLEAN WOMAN"

THE PREDICTION, NASTY PUPPETS HAVE AN EDGE!

SNYDER CONFERENCE
KNOTTS/GRIFFTH DIVISON:
1. HOY-GALAVISION/XEW


GARFIELD C. BAXLEY MEMORIAL NIT
11.EL MUNEQUEUO-CANAL UNO INTL.