IT CAME FROM THE MIND OF PITA'S BELOVED SWEET STEVE
By Steve Baxley
A Pita Ojeda Production for Creative Sanity Inc.


We've much to talk about...so listen up!


>>>>Issue 1: King George IV and his speech
Now THAT was a waste of network time,no it wasnt a lame reality dating show, this was the biggest bunch of bullshit ever! yes the speech from King George IV, the great dictator.
With his popularity lower than Paris Hilton's cleveage,and NBCs ratings, he decided to kidnap an hour of valuable network time to try to salvage his presidency..so did it work???

ARE YOU FREAKING NUTS???? his popularity sank even LOWER than the titanic!, and it didnt help matters again to invoke 11 september again,and again,and again,and again...,in other words his presidency is one major big ass flop, the fact is ladies and gents.

We were lied to, decieved,hoodwinked! by a man who cares more about Oil than about life!
1,733 dead in Iraq, no way out,no comming home.

A foreign policy that is a joke,and a domestic policy that is pure shit!, we are a laughing stock in the eyes of those countries who once supported us, the united nations is corrupt,we have rising gas prices,airlines going under,unemployment on the rise, our economy in turmoil,and we continue to see a rise in gang violence,among other things.
And yet,what does this guy say?? "we are staying the course" ... yea,sadly the course we are going is being filled with caskets...


>>>>>>Issue 2: Guess what American Idol, YOU BE GETTING SOME BIG ASS COMPETITION!
On the eve,of the eve,of the eve of the grand final of LA ACADEMIA AZTECA this sunday from Monterray,MX comes word that EXCLUSIVE to Azteca America,comes LA ACADEMIA USA! same format at its TV Azteca mother show,will American idol and simon get worried???? YA DAMN RIGHT THEY ARE!!! And SPEAKING of "American idol"

>>>>>Issue 3: Clorey Clark breaks law ..gee what else is new with this low budget publicity pimp,since his CD was a complete bust, this "gong Show" reject continues to create more bad publicity for himself,the latest run in with the law...from his beatng up on his younger sis in 2002,to this bon mot of joy, apparently he has gone from lying about a relationship with AI Judge paula abdul, he now reportedly is "showing off his minimal talent" to his record exec Laura Kathleen Troy,the two who were together for a breakfast romp when they began arguing over an incident from Clark's Friday night concert at Raley Field in West Sacramento,and thats when plates and food were tossed,injuries happened, but get this ...the 34 year old record exec WAS UNCOOPERATIVE WITH POLICE WHEN QUESTIONED!! Sgt. Justin Risley said to the USA Today, also he said they came in together and left together in a van, no one is saying if the two are dating...gee ADD IT UP !!! Meanwhile the investigation has concluded and Paula WILL be cleared.

>>>>>Issue 4: Here we go again,WHAT IS GOING ON IN MEXICO ?!?!?!?!?!?!? seems a new set of stamps has set off yet ANOTHER big controversey, the stamps saluting a 1940s mexican cartoon character named memlin Pinguin has lit yet ANOTHER P.C. snit and who are the two snits?? "The Reverend" Jesse Jackson and "Big" Al Sharpeton as well as leaders of black and hispanic orgs all want the Mexican President to withdrawl the offending stamps, but President Fox refuses, the characture is a hapless boy drawn with exaggerated features including big lips and wide open eyes,his mannerisms and speech are the subjects of kidding by white charactures in the comic book which is still being published to this day.here are the stamps ..you be the judge:

this comes after the controversial statements he made at a Mexico City speech where he said "Mexican Migrants take jobs in the US that not even blacks want" AND THIS MORON IS LEADER OF A COUNTRY,oh yea...look what we have running OURS!

Now if it was me, THIS would be the stamp to use

You KNOW this is my aztec goddess!

IT CAME FROM THE MIND OF ..GOD IS IT HOT!!!!!
By Steve Baxley
A Frustrated by the heat production

...WOW,Average Joe returns tomorrow on NBC,right before "I WANT TO BE A HILTON!" (Sigh....Can I defect to Mexico TV)

Ok, so NBC-UNIVERSAL TELEVISION DISTRIBUTION just renewed "BLIND DATE" for a 7th season,which brings up the following question.."HOW MANY HORNY,OVERSEXED PEOPLE ARE THERE LEFT TO PUT ON THE SHOW..(BESIDES THE HOST I MEAN) ?????


It has been a fun week ...temps nearing 100,tempers rising...and yet, the rehab for my mother's knee continues with me having to do much of the grunt work,while i enjoy cooking, ive been a bit buzy trying to get the house clean to even try to get back into radio, good luck to my sanity as we near yet another week of Wrestling events.

this week, more cleaning,more rehabbing,and hopefully Pita's show has a great timeslot, by the way that WAS the lady Pita on a segment of CONTODO on galavision aired at 2am friday night, she was on a panel with Juan Osario and his latest galpal,among others on stage.

Anyone who has a VCR and Dish let me know, I like to ask a favour ...

maybe this is the week I put all my ideas for shows online...stay tuned

We are near 2,000 dead in a mistake we made that we shouldnt have been involved with in the first place..and with his poop-u-larity at an all time low King George IV plans to again sell the nation on a lie as to WHY we invaded in the first place this week....3 more years of this ass!

I like to announce my intentions to run for the presidency ...OF MEXICO!

FROM THE MIND OF PITA OJEDA'S BELOVED STEVE
By Steve Baxley
A Pita Ojeda Production for Creative Sanity Inc.

...If all the world's a stage, THEN THIS MUST BE THE GONG SHOW


>>>OK folks lots to say,here we go

Issue 1: Micheal Jackson Trial
Was the jury bought by the lights of fame,or was this how they REALLY felt, either way this WILL go down as the biggest waste of taxpayer dollars since OJ,but what this trial actually did was expose several things.

1:By his own Actions Micheal Jackson's career has been reborn, he even knocked Gov. Swartenegger off the TV's in Cali, as well as front page of several if not all newspapers.

2:By what transpired from all this media coverage is that some fans also need to get a real life,I understand from several of my pals in the media that some fanatics of MJ's had either quit their jobs or asked to be excused from them just for this case.

3:For all this...we and the media were ALL exploited AND manipulated by this man, we bought into what was in reality a farce, we KNEW he would be found Not Guilty,and why?? To Paraphrase Dave Chappelle "I'M MICHAEL JACKSON,B****!!!"

So whats next as this circus begins to end????

Well, for one thing if you go to his website he has completely made it to be as historic as the falling of the Berlin Wall,the capture of Saddy Insane, and WWI,the korean war,Vietnam,you get the idea, How much of a bullshit artist is this jerk, to compare himslf and this farce into history...please how much delusional can you freaing get!?
Fact of the matter is dear friends MJ has now got to realize that he is NOT Peter Pan, that he is NOT a god, that he is NOT worth all this attention and fawning over,MJ has finally been BITCHSLAPPED by reality, and reality is he is a 40 year old man whose career has faded and like OJ he wants and craves the spotlight so much ..its like a drug to him.

In fact to sum it up, Micheal Jackson ..unlike Peter Pan, YOU have got to put the childhood away an begin to act like an adult and see the world as it is ...troubled,worried,and sadly run to the ground by a power hungry oil demi god!
Put up the bed clothes and the mask and come out and breathe the air and be a normal person for once...or as close to normal as you can get , because you WILL be watched even more closer than before now, every step you take will now be under more eyes than ever before.

Congratulations Micheal ..welcome to the real world!

Issue 2: Pistons Vs Spurs
DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-TROIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT BASSSSSSSSKET-BALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
WE GOTS US A SERIES NOW!!! Pistons OWNED the Spurs!, but its not done yet, we still got more to do



Issue 3: My New gig...MICHIGAN INTERNATIONAL SPEEDWAY
Welcome to my new world, from writer to now working as one of the foodies of the hospitality tents during MIS' racing season,wont get to see the race,but will get to be a part of the festivus. and the money going to the bank for a possible mexican trip , who knows


Issue 4: DOUG FM
Well If my stallworth compadre has done it, sometime next week I might go get him and we both will head to Mo-Town to drop off a package for "DOUG FM".


Issue 5: My Pita's New Show
Stay tuned,Telemundo made a freaking BIG mistake not keeping her!...

later kids...ITS SHOWTIME!

FROM STEVE BAXLEY

Pita:
E-mail me ok, your very special to me
your the only one I want in my heart
thanks honey

I love you

IT CAME FROM THE MIND OF PITA'S FAVE GUY
By Steve Baxley
A Graduate Production

And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
Jesus loves you more than you will know (Wo, wo, wo)
God bless you please, Mrs. Robinson Heaven holds a place for those who pray
(Hey, hey, hey...hey, hey, hey)






ANNE BANCROFT
1932-2005