From show reviews, news snark, and things we wanted to say but had no time to do

Tuesday, June 14, 2005

FROM THE MIND OF PITA OJEDA'S BELOVED STEVE
By Steve Baxley
A Pita Ojeda Production for Creative Sanity Inc.

...If all the world's a stage, THEN THIS MUST BE THE GONG SHOW


>>>OK folks lots to say,here we go

Issue 1: Micheal Jackson Trial
Was the jury bought by the lights of fame,or was this how they REALLY felt, either way this WILL go down as the biggest waste of taxpayer dollars since OJ,but what this trial actually did was expose several things.

1:By his own Actions Micheal Jackson's career has been reborn, he even knocked Gov. Swartenegger off the TV's in Cali, as well as front page of several if not all newspapers.

2:By what transpired from all this media coverage is that some fans also need to get a real life,I understand from several of my pals in the media that some fanatics of MJ's had either quit their jobs or asked to be excused from them just for this case.

3:For all this...we and the media were ALL exploited AND manipulated by this man, we bought into what was in reality a farce, we KNEW he would be found Not Guilty,and why?? To Paraphrase Dave Chappelle "I'M MICHAEL JACKSON,B****!!!"

So whats next as this circus begins to end????

Well, for one thing if you go to his website he has completely made it to be as historic as the falling of the Berlin Wall,the capture of Saddy Insane, and WWI,the korean war,Vietnam,you get the idea, How much of a bullshit artist is this jerk, to compare himslf and this farce into history...please how much delusional can you freaing get!?
Fact of the matter is dear friends MJ has now got to realize that he is NOT Peter Pan, that he is NOT a god, that he is NOT worth all this attention and fawning over,MJ has finally been BITCHSLAPPED by reality, and reality is he is a 40 year old man whose career has faded and like OJ he wants and craves the spotlight so much ..its like a drug to him.

In fact to sum it up, Micheal Jackson ..unlike Peter Pan, YOU have got to put the childhood away an begin to act like an adult and see the world as it is ...troubled,worried,and sadly run to the ground by a power hungry oil demi god!
Put up the bed clothes and the mask and come out and breathe the air and be a normal person for once...or as close to normal as you can get , because you WILL be watched even more closer than before now, every step you take will now be under more eyes than ever before.

Congratulations Micheal ..welcome to the real world!

Issue 2: Pistons Vs Spurs
DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-TROIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT BASSSSSSSSKET-BALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
WE GOTS US A SERIES NOW!!! Pistons OWNED the Spurs!, but its not done yet, we still got more to do



Issue 3: My New gig...MICHIGAN INTERNATIONAL SPEEDWAY
Welcome to my new world, from writer to now working as one of the foodies of the hospitality tents during MIS' racing season,wont get to see the race,but will get to be a part of the festivus. and the money going to the bank for a possible mexican trip , who knows


Issue 4: DOUG FM
Well If my stallworth compadre has done it, sometime next week I might go get him and we both will head to Mo-Town to drop off a package for "DOUG FM".


Issue 5: My Pita's New Show
Stay tuned,Telemundo made a freaking BIG mistake not keeping her!...

later kids...ITS SHOWTIME!