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Thursday, June 30, 2005

IT CAME FROM THE MIND OF PITA'S BELOVED SWEET STEVE
By Steve Baxley
A Pita Ojeda Production for Creative Sanity Inc.


We've much to talk about...so listen up!


>>>>Issue 1: King George IV and his speech
Now THAT was a waste of network time,no it wasnt a lame reality dating show, this was the biggest bunch of bullshit ever! yes the speech from King George IV, the great dictator.
With his popularity lower than Paris Hilton's cleveage,and NBCs ratings, he decided to kidnap an hour of valuable network time to try to salvage his presidency..so did it work???

ARE YOU FREAKING NUTS???? his popularity sank even LOWER than the titanic!, and it didnt help matters again to invoke 11 september again,and again,and again,and again...,in other words his presidency is one major big ass flop, the fact is ladies and gents.

We were lied to, decieved,hoodwinked! by a man who cares more about Oil than about life!
1,733 dead in Iraq, no way out,no comming home.

A foreign policy that is a joke,and a domestic policy that is pure shit!, we are a laughing stock in the eyes of those countries who once supported us, the united nations is corrupt,we have rising gas prices,airlines going under,unemployment on the rise, our economy in turmoil,and we continue to see a rise in gang violence,among other things.
And yet,what does this guy say?? "we are staying the course" ... yea,sadly the course we are going is being filled with caskets...


>>>>>>Issue 2: Guess what American Idol, YOU BE GETTING SOME BIG ASS COMPETITION!
On the eve,of the eve,of the eve of the grand final of LA ACADEMIA AZTECA this sunday from Monterray,MX comes word that EXCLUSIVE to Azteca America,comes LA ACADEMIA USA! same format at its TV Azteca mother show,will American idol and simon get worried???? YA DAMN RIGHT THEY ARE!!! And SPEAKING of "American idol"

>>>>>Issue 3: Clorey Clark breaks law ..gee what else is new with this low budget publicity pimp,since his CD was a complete bust, this "gong Show" reject continues to create more bad publicity for himself,the latest run in with the law...from his beatng up on his younger sis in 2002,to this bon mot of joy, apparently he has gone from lying about a relationship with AI Judge paula abdul, he now reportedly is "showing off his minimal talent" to his record exec Laura Kathleen Troy,the two who were together for a breakfast romp when they began arguing over an incident from Clark's Friday night concert at Raley Field in West Sacramento,and thats when plates and food were tossed,injuries happened, but get this ...the 34 year old record exec WAS UNCOOPERATIVE WITH POLICE WHEN QUESTIONED!! Sgt. Justin Risley said to the USA Today, also he said they came in together and left together in a van, no one is saying if the two are dating...gee ADD IT UP !!! Meanwhile the investigation has concluded and Paula WILL be cleared.

>>>>>Issue 4: Here we go again,WHAT IS GOING ON IN MEXICO ?!?!?!?!?!?!? seems a new set of stamps has set off yet ANOTHER big controversey, the stamps saluting a 1940s mexican cartoon character named memlin Pinguin has lit yet ANOTHER P.C. snit and who are the two snits?? "The Reverend" Jesse Jackson and "Big" Al Sharpeton as well as leaders of black and hispanic orgs all want the Mexican President to withdrawl the offending stamps, but President Fox refuses, the characture is a hapless boy drawn with exaggerated features including big lips and wide open eyes,his mannerisms and speech are the subjects of kidding by white charactures in the comic book which is still being published to this day.here are the stamps ..you be the judge:

this comes after the controversial statements he made at a Mexico City speech where he said "Mexican Migrants take jobs in the US that not even blacks want" AND THIS MORON IS LEADER OF A COUNTRY,oh yea...look what we have running OURS!

Now if it was me, THIS would be the stamp to use

You KNOW this is my aztec goddess!