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Monday, June 30, 2003

IT CAME FROM THE MIND OF STEVE BAXLEY
By Steve Baxley
(As told to Pita Ojeda as Steve was giving her a sensual back rub)

->Well here it is Monday,the final monday in June to be exact, what fun June has been...NOT!

->Again my buddy Doug wants to do a "Same Sex Wedding" for a publicity stunt for our show, and
again, I state the obvious...its not funny! so drop it, My heart is with Pita Ojeda, I love her, and I really care a lot
about her.
Now my cousin Crystal said that not only was it not funny, it was an insult to her and all same sex couple, now what
would be funny..if Doug married his brother Mark! and we all laughed.
So the final word on my buddys idea is NO! end of discussion!, If he wants to do it , fine, he will be doing it alone cause
I'm making sure if we ever go to canada, you wont be pulling any side stops and tricks.

->Well Paul our producer has finally finished the tape that will assure us a spot at radio stations around the nation, even
WSPD, as our radio show continues on the shelf.

->So King George II continues to spew that we are winning the war in Iraq..hmmm seems to me by looking at the pictures
WE ARENT!, and the deaths continue to rise, Saddam IS alive, and just waiting to prove he cant be toppled.

->I'll have more later, Now ..


LUPITA:THE GOLDEN PRINCESS: PART FIVE
By Steve Baxley
(Based on the Telemundo mini series from De Mananita)

As day rose, the toll on both sides in the tribal war was huge, 176 Zulosizi tribesmen had died, 156 of the Uzgazisio
tribesmen and,120 of the Uzbaniga tribe also perished, but 124 Zulosizi's were captured and their weapons had
been confiscated.
But that was of no confort to Maria who saw her cousin Lupita kidnapped by the evil "King Fulkisz" of the brainwashed
Zulosizi tribe, The princes' wife looked at her , the tears were rolling down her cheeks,"its my fault, if I only stopped
her in time, none of this wouldve happened" Maria said. Betty,The Princes' wife took her into her arms in comfort and
said,"hush my friend,do not believe that, they will get to her, Stefan loves her very much and would do anything to
protect her, as would your rene, and my George, we must be thankful that we have such men in our hearts,now dry
those tears, and come, we must tend to the wounded.'

Meanwhile, the humvee carrying the king, the prince, along with stefan and rene continued on the hunt for the camp
of the Zulosizi tribe, following the tracks of the jeep that carried off Stefans wife Lupita, the treasure, and the golden
princess, all this has angered the spirit of the volcano. "We must continue the search, my lupita is in danger" Stefan
said, just then the humvee stopped.."listen" said the prince, "Stefan, I think the calvary has come to our rescue" as
the sounds of helicopters came down and inside them were marines and army combat units,and a very beautiful
brunette. Stefan and Rene's eyes popped out, "WHO??" they both said, The prince said "Stefan, you have your ace..
THIS IS OURS, Meet Svetlana, the former girlfriend of Donald's ..seems she had a secret crush on Donald and still
holds a torch for him" Stefan and Rene nodded approval while the king looked concerned," My son, i fear that
we must move on the night draws near, and we have no way of moving at night" the king said.
"SIR, as a part of the treaty from both our countries, we are here to help you in all ways possible" the captain of
the guards said, "Plus we can aid and assist your security force with our fire power and nightscope tecnology"

"Lets go then, we got a nation and a people to save, Sargent, you take a medical team and the night hawks back
to the Uzgazisio camp and help them out with medical aid and protection, we'll take the 2 wave and Svetlana with
us" the prince ordered.

The group continued towards the tribal land of the Zulosizi's, a mile into the incampment the convoy stopped, "why
did we stop?" said Rene, The King looked and said " We got trouble,look at this" and through nightscope binocs
stefan and rene saw what was concerning the king, a big 7 foot 500 pound guard was protecting a cave filled with
the stolen loot, it was high atop a hill on the other side, but surrounding it was a pit filled with poisonous cobras,
and viper snakes, and inside was Lupita tied up and scared. "Donald isnt waiting for the sun to rise, he wants the
whole island..but who is that with him??" the prince asked, Stefan looked through the "nocs" and saw a familiar site,
"oh my god..it cant be!!", Rene took a look " dear god no...!" rene said in shock, "Do you know this interloper?" the
prince said, stefan took a breathe and refocused his "nocs" "Yes we know him,ROCKO SANDOVAL!,but how'd he
get loose from prison??", the prince said , "If he's the same Rocko that we've heard about, we are in real danger
now more than ever"


NEXT WEEK: Lupita in danger,an enemy returns,and a dangerous confrontation