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Thursday, August 25, 2005


IT CAME FROM THE MIND OF PITA OJEDA'S MAIN SQUEEZE
By Steve Baxley
A Pita Ojeda Production

"I WANT MY CBC" (Sung to the tune of .."MONEY FOR NUTTIN" by Dire Straits)

I want my, I want my CBC

I want my, I want my CBC

Look at them yo-yos..uh CBC management,those jackasses locked out all those folks,

they aint working,'cause management wont listen,locking out the heart and soul of the CBC

Replacing CBC News with crap from BBC,management must think CBC Viewers are dumb,

No announcers on the CFL ,no Peter Mansbridge or CANADA NOW.....

(Chorus)

The heart and soul of the network is walking the picket line

Locked out and its managements fault

CBC Management are brainless,greedy weenies

And we viewers are left out in the cold

(end chorus)

The coropration is on life support,

no thanks to all those cuts

The corporation is trying to survive

a 500 channel universe.

Now look at that BMW,that manager, he's made some bucks

while the network's heart and soul

are being treated like they are invisible.

CBC management think they can do the job, after the first week they should JUST GIVE IN

Look at that Windsor Manager running the camera, man...this aint "Funniest home videos"

Whats that clicking? thats CBC viewers, they're sick and tired of the BBC

They're turning to CTV...EVEN GLOBAL HAS VIEWERS NOWWWWWW.

CBC Management, quit jerkin your viewers,settle this and resume programming

the heart and soul of the CBC aint workin' and the way your doing it... REALLY SUCKS

You started this labour dispute, PLEASE END IT NOW!

WE WANT OUR,WE WANT OUR..WE WANT OUR CBC

WE WANT OUR,WE WANT OUR...WE WANT OUR CBC

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH