From show reviews, news snark, and things we wanted to say but had no time to do

Monday, March 28, 2005

IT CAME FROM THE MIND OF PITA OJEDA'S BEAU
By Steve Baxley
A Televisa Production for Godlen Goddess productions

...I love Pita very much! and she better know that I have something planned for her when she visits me


>>>First,I've postponed the final chapter of "Lupita" till next monday because I'm having to do so much for
my mother and also prepare for a couple of trips as well, have to earn a living somehow..


>>>Second, The nutjobs continue to make we wonder if I should leave the country, the latest is that one of those that you've seen outside the hospice with their signs and praying has been arrested for putting a hit on the husband of Terry Shiavo, AND THE JUDGE!, this on the heels of yet another one of them being arrested for breaking into a gun shop and taking a gun saying he wanted to "FREE TERRY"

>>>Third, Jerry Springer Radio,and I remain silent.

>>>Forth,MSU MEN AND WOMEN ROCK!!!

>>>nuff said!

Sunday, March 27, 2005

ES VENIR DESDE LA CEREBRO ES PITA'S VERDADERO AMOR
Steve Baxley
Una Produccion de Golden Goddess y Creative Sanity Inc.




MEXICO 2
USA 1

Good News, Pita I get to cook you a dinner you'll never forget and I will show you one hell of a good time when you arrive to visit.

And you KNOW I dont lie!



more tomorrow

Thursday, March 24, 2005

IT CAME FROM THE MIND OF PITA OJEDA'S LOVE!
By Steve Baxley
A Televisa Production from Creative Sanity Inc.

...And now,

>>Well, the denial of the denial,that denied the denial of the denial that was denied of the denial was finally denied! and Thus the wishes of Terri Schiavo to pass with dignity will be granted. and thus the circus act can come to an end.

>>Coverage of the whole deal has been a bit too much,while we have a government in massive debt,and a president who is not only power hungry but wants to shove his beliefs in our face,while 2,000+ are dying in an illegal invaision,and Gas prices are nearing $4..what are we looking at??? a story 15 years too damn late.
While I embrace life, i just think that these religious and political nutjobs have made this woman WHO WANTED TO PASS ON AND NOT BE KEPT ON ANY MACHINES,a martyr for political gains,especially the republican party.
And how about these so called religious spokespeople, this "Reverend Phelps" who kept saying "oh god made us come here for Terri" guess what...he's the same Reverend who said "God dont love faggots" at a funeral for the idaho man who got beat up by some demented a-holes because he was gay.
What a complete m'ron! and anyone who follows this con man from hell...SEEK HELP NOW!

>>Angelica Jolie THE MOST SEXIEST WOMAN IN THE WORLD??? not in my book..of course we know that is mi amor PITA OJEDA

AND NOW ,THE BIG FINISH

>>>The Jerry Springer Radio Show is coming to AIR AMERICA,ehh...thats ok, BUT DONT MESS WITH MY RANDI RHODES SHOW,SHE IS COOL

>>>A Current Affair is being slammed by critics,yet the ratings are up,hmmm wasnt that the same way 9 years ago?

>>>GO SPARTANS!

Thats it for the cafe...drive safely

Wednesday, March 23, 2005

FROM THE MIND OF PITA OJEDA'S BEAU..STEVE BAXLEY
By Steve Baxley
A Golden Goddess Production in association with Creative Sanity Inc.

...KING GEORGE II,YOU'VE DONE THE IMPOSSIBLE....BANKRUPT AMERICA!

>>>Issue numero uno: well if this is'nt enough to laud fear in EVERYONE,plus gives us proof positive that
King George II is a fraud and a liar when it come sto our right of free speech...read students of the truth.
"If the FCC crackdown of late hasn't frightened you, wait until you hear what some lawmakers are dreaming up next. Sen. Ted Stevens suggests adding the internet to broadcast indecency legislation. And Sens. John D. Rockefeller and Kay Bailey Hutchison are introducing a new bill that would extend FCC indecency restrictions to satellite and cable TV -- and violence. As part of the bill, programmers would be required to air 30-second warnings every 30 minutes."
Makes you wonder if HE fears the NEW media..bloggers!

>>>Issue Numero dos: And yes we are also going to touch upon the big story of the month, Terry Schiavo!
while I believe in life,I also am a believer in when the big kahuna in the sky says "Its Time to leave",BUT I do NOT believe that our government has the right to butt in ..I do believe that its the very first amendment that says ..Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances. in translation,KING GEORGE II, you broke the law,
because by making congress again violate the consitution you have again given america a black eye that we
just cant seem to get rid of, Congress has no rights to interfere with the request of the party of the first part,terry wants to pass on,now I understand that her parents dont want to lose their daughter,they must prepare for the moment as do we in our own lives.
BUT what I dont understand is why it took 15 years for this to make the news programs, and when you have the constant stream of live 24/7 news, you KNOW the nutjobs are going to be just aiming for their 15 minutes of undesired fame,and sure enough the nutjobs did show up, as you know the place Terry is at is PRIVATE PROPERTY,yet 10 people from this wacko religious group all showed up and saw the light..OF THE LIVE TV CAMERAS and made their way to "GIVE TERRY A DRINK OF WATER", police wouldnt let them passand guess what, they got their 15 minutes and a lesson on our justice system,now among the ten arrested was two kids aged 7,8 and 10 part of a family who drove all the way from dallas to try to help, why were'nt they in school???
this has gone from a news story and is now a complete and utter farce!, the judicial system told the family no,so live with it, while I hope the family sees the error of their ways, I fear that the family will cash in on this
and thats disgusting.

>>>Issue numero tres: yet again another waste of space and time...the Micheal Jackson trial continues, this
time a couple of comics no one ever heard of testified,whats worse, lot of people wonder if the truth is finally getting to MJ, he's been "sick" and broke down and sobbed at one moment during the trial and had to be ushered out, today the jury got to look at MJ pormo collection that he showed to his "sleep over guests"
Now THIS is disturbing..BUT it does answer why he always wore one glove .. sadly the trial continues!

>>>Issue Numero quatro:Hey another TV personality has a kinky side! "The Insider" host Pat O'Brien checked himself into rehab for treatment of a long time love of booze,now comes word that this was also one sick puppy who would make these phone sex people look like ministers, apparently there is some voice mail recordings he made to an "unknown woman" and we are talking SOOOOO EXPLICIT that they would make Paris Hiltons sex tapes look like a disney film, some of the tapes even have him requesting his girlfriend to join in for some threesomes...today its been discovered that Betsy's ex beau has a picture of Pat ..uh shall we say "GRABBING THE MICROPHONE" a bit too much and may be selling it on the net . If I were O'Brien, i'd think about maybe going FAR AWAY ....like to a island with no TV !

....And now, as they say on ESPNs "PARDON THE INTERRUPTION", TIME FOR THE BIG FINISH!!!

>>>last night's "American Idol" had yet ANOTHER controversey, the idiots at FOX had mistakenly put the same toll free number up for three contestants, OOPS! so tonight they created a big bonus "we fucked up" special edition tonight...ANYTHING FOR RATINGS!!!, by the way ..Simon Cowell sold his 19 Entertainment production company

....and thats all folks for this edition, see you tomorrow for the thursday edition,and next monday we bring you our double issue

Later skates!

Monday, March 14, 2005

IT CAME FROM THE MIND OF PITA OJEDA'S DREAM MAN
By Steve Baxley
A Non Descript Production

....I HATE MONDAYS!!

>>You try to play pool with your buddy, and all hell breaks loose with the 'puter!,hopefully we can continue
tomorrow

>>MARCH MADNESS MARCH MADNESS MARCH MADNESS MARCH MADNESS..Fuck CBS I'm calling it MARCH MADNESS!!

>>Starting next week I'll be having TWO editions, our usual meeting place, and then late night we bring you
the fifth and concluding novela of our version of "LUPITA" from telemundo's "DE MANANITA" showgram
we present our promo.

>>>>>>COMING MONDAY TO THE BACK PAGE CAFE<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

With a marriage in crisis, a business embroiled in scandal,our heroine Lupita's life hangs in the balance as does ..her unborn child's.
Questions continue, the intreigue deepens as old foes prepare for a final battle and a family comes together
to save their future.
And it all comes to a explosive conclusion

Find out more, as THE BAX PAGE CAFE brings you its final BLOGSERIAL Based on the Mini-novela "Lupita"
From Telemundo's "De Mananita"

LUPITA V:
REDEMPTION
By Steve Baxley
.............................COMING MONDAY

Friday, March 11, 2005

IT CAME FROM THE MIND OF STEVE BAXLEY
By Steve Baxley
A Televisa Production
For Creative Santy Inc.

....AND THUS THERE WAS A LAND OF SANITY IN A WORLD OF CRACKPOTS!

>>Well dear gentle folks, the parent is back in the house, after a week in hospital battling Pnuemonia


>>not much happening here..

Wednesday, March 09, 2005

IT CAME FROM THE MIND OF PITA OJEDA'S BELOVED
By Steve Baxley
A Televisa production for Golden Goddess Film and Television Productions


..where to begin


>>First,a happy full rotation of the earth to my buddy and broadcast partner Doug Pribe, yep the big 4-0
he now is, and hey we've been pals since the stone age,need proof......



You KNEW I had to do that Doug!!!


>>Secondly, Ive kept an opinion from Pita for now a week..now I must do it
Telemundo blew it! they realy havent figured it out,and trust me..the old saying is VERY clear
you dont know how good you got it, till its gone...

Since Pita left "DM" the ratings have went south,and this lame assed idea of finding a replacement
is not helping matters, its not working when they had a great talent with much potential already
with you, but they didnt nor would they allow that talent to grow and branch out into other projects.

Telemundo is owned by the big entertainment conglomerate NBC-UNIVERSAL,yet the big boys there
didnt want to help out,if they did Telemundo wouldve had a budget big enough to allow Pita to branch
out and produce shows, write shows, do things for Telemundo, or better yet ...do things for NBC as well.

But Telemundo, you lost her!, now you REALLY dont know a good thing...until its gone!

>>Pita, remember your promise to me to come up and visit!


>>My mom is doing ok,but Foote Hospital sucks!

>>And thats the way it is ...Wednesday March 9th 2005 more later skates!

Sunday, March 06, 2005

IT CAME FROM A GROGGY MIND OF PITA OJEDA'S SWEETIE
By Steve Baxley
A Televisa Production
For Godlen Goddess Film and Television

....Not a lot today, what the hell IS today anyway


>Welcome folks to I dont know what the hell day this is,ok, its about 9:10pm on what I think is a Sunday night,and I just am out on my feet after spending a long day in Hospital, my mother almost died,she had some chest pains that went into an attack,and I almost lost her.

>we've been in hospital since 1am yesterday...ive had NO sleep whatsoever, god am I hungry, we've not eaten since 4:30pm yesterday

>They did a cat scan on her and unlike an x-ray , the cat scan found a triangle of penumonia that surrounded her lungs.

>tired ...very sleepy

Friday, March 04, 2005

IT CAME FROM THE MIND OF PITA'S STEVE BAXLEY
By Steve Baxley
A Pita Ojeda Production

A Tribute In Verse to my diamond of heaven's heart
With music From the Oscar winning song "Al Otro Lado Del Río" Music and Lyric by Jorge Drexler

Let me take your hand my love,and together we dance under the stars,
Let me show you my city, my state,and together we light up the night,
Let me show you my heart, as it soars through the universe
and together we embrace the univese
Let me show you the night of your life
and then,let me show you the galaxy
so you can pick the most brightest star
and give it a kiss as it lights the way to romance and happiness
As we walk holding hands,we look into each others eyes
and fall into a world where the heart and head together say
Look at them oh mighty one for they are the heart of an universe
that glows anew for his love for her is true
for there is but only one soul for his heart,
and that soul is you.
So we dance until the dawn,
and look at each other and smile
no way would I ever lose such a jewel in my heart
for you glow in heaven and in the eyes of god
you sparkle!


To My heart,to my love...
You are my heart
You are my soul
You are my spirit
You are my dream
You are the power that embraces my very being
You are gods most cherished enchanting jewel that shines in the universe
and lights the soul of the galaxy
You are the princess of my heart and the angel of love that glows in the milky way
and shines in every universe unknown to man
You are the beauty of nature seen in not only every sunrise,
but in the most gorgeous of sunsets
allow me to be the one who takes both our hearts and let them soar together in harmony
IT CAME FROM THE MIND OF PITA OJEDA'S SWEETHEART
By Steve Baxley
A Golden Goddess Production

ONE...SINGULAR SENSATION!, AND SHES MY GAL

...ITS FRIDAY!



>>NASCAR BUSCH SERIES RACING is in Mexico City, wish i was too! ,they say if it goes well, then NASCAR NEXTEL CUP will come down too...

>>So Pita will be producing a "Trading Spaces-esque" show, good luck, seems the Home Improvement craze
has hit its zenith as ratings for OUR trading spaces have begun to hit the toilet,so what do producers do, DUMP THE HOST AND RIP OFF AN ABC SHOW!!!..Good Luck Pita, you might want to consider saving televisa's show "HOY!" one of my faves !, I mean I really hope you succeed in the show, but look at up here with "TS" ratings fell and things went drastic to where nothing is left of the original series and concept.

>>Today I was to chat with Pita, but she is still on vacation, only got to talk to her on Monday, already her replacement KENYA has taken her spot,her phrases,everything..INCLUDING HER LEGION OF FANS,except me, im loyal to My love.

>>While I wish the show continued success, I still think that things couldve been a bit more better had equal attention been made on ALL departments including more of an effort on executives to have improved "DM" stature in the telemundo family...

>>Well tuesday im off for something..I just hope it leads to some good news for once

>>You realize that Pita is the only woman who loved me for who the hell I am, and not for the money I have or the job?? , she is my angel !




>>>More later skates




Thursday, March 03, 2005

IT CAME FROM THE MIND OF PITA OJEDA'S JEWEL OF HER HEART
By Steve Baxley
A Golden Goddess Production
In Association with Creative Sanity Inc.



I LOVE MY PITA!!!!

OK folks, lots more to say, I LOVE YOU MY PITA


>>>So a consortium has offered to buy the NHL for $3 BILLION...if that means Gary Bettman is gone, IM ALL FOR IT!!,now im not saying the guy who worked under NBA Commish David Stern was a bad comish, but come on, first off no promotion, no big tv network deals...Sounds like something Ive heard of before.

>>>Ive scheduled an e-mail chat with my galpal Pita,you think she will consent to it, and then also follow through with her promised visit to Jackson,michigan and me???


>>>Ive found two jobs that I am going to go for , they both are for Infinity Broadcasting Stations,one in Florida and the other in Motown,but the other news is I am going to TRY to go to the Michigan Assn.Of
Broadcasters Career Fair,and who knows i might have something...then again,stay tuned.

>>>The Pistons are looking like NBA defending champions this year, meanwhile the FAKERS in LOST Angeles have continued to be the NBA's version of "Days of our Lives" you know something,
this used to be one of the great NBA dynasties,now its a laughing stock!.. In fact, to paraphrase Jimmie Kimmel, I understand that if the Lakers dont make it into the playoffs, lakers fans will burn the city down as if it was another celebrity trial

>>>The Micheal Jackson Trial continnues....

>>>And now more of my ideas that were snubbed by Telemundo that I am offering to anoyone who gives a shit!



Idea #6

Show Title: 7PM LIVE
Hosts: Ma. Guadalupe Ojeda and Candela Ferro
Run time: 30 Minutes
Network: Telemundo
Description: Magazine type show showcasing the nightlife of Miami and other entertainment spots around the world

Time: 7PM


Idea #7
Show Title:DEPORTES TELEMUNDO FIN DE SEMANA
Studio Host: CLAUDIA TREJOS
With: Jesse Losada,Edgar Lopez,Andrea Cantor
Run Time: 2 to 4 hours depending on sporting event

Description: Live Sports programming with live scores and highlites

Time: noon or 1pm to 6pm Staurday and Sunday


More to come.....
IT CAME FROM THE MIND OF PITA OJEDA'S BELOVED JEWEL
By Steve Baxley
A televisa Production
of a GOLDEN GODDESS ENTERTAINMENT Production


>>J-Lo was on the big simulcast today of The TOYOTA CONCERT SERIES which was on both NBC and Telemundo,and for no budget they sent Roberto to do it en vivo..now i'm begining to wonder some things,and they aint nice things about telemundo either.Somethings dont quite add up.

>>Speaking of telemundo, I had some shows thought up that couldve been realy great for them..lets see what you think.

>>>>>SHOW IDEAS BY STEVE BAXLEY & CREATIVE SANITY INC. YOU WANT THEM,ASK!<<<<<

Idea 1
Show title: "Live at West 8th"
Hosts: Ma.Guadalupe Ojeda & Luisa Fernanda
Co-Host: Ricky Luis
Run Time: either 30 minutes or 60 minutes
Network:Telemundo

Description:Late night entertainment show set at a "night club" with an audience in an intimate athmosphere,
with live guests and performances,along with "Ricky's Comedy Club" and live interactive elements including e-mail questions and calls as well

Time: 11:35pm-12am or 11:35pm-12:35am


Idea #2

Show Title:Ricky Luis Medianoche
Host:Ricky Luis
Run time: 30 Minutes or 60 minutes
Network:Telemundo

Description: A late night show,Ricky Luis hosts a star studded interview/entertainment show,in front of a live audience

Time: 11:35pm-12am or 11:35pm-12:35am



Idea #3

Show title: PITA
Host: Ma.Guadalupe Ojeda
Run time: hour
Network:????????

Description: Not your typical daytime talk/magazine show, Ma.Guadalupe Ojeda hosts this hour show that combines audience participation and live interactive elements,includes Otto's hairstyle tips, cooking/lifestyles segments and more

Time: daytime or afternoon, could precede well known show at 3pm depending on network

Idea #4

Show Title: MORNING VIDEO MIX LIVE
Hosts: Steve Baxley,Doug Pribe,Paul Slawinski
Run Time: 3 hours morning
Network: Mun2

Description:Steve and Doug are two former radio hosts who get together with former producer Paul Slawinski and find an old control room inside an unsued studio inside Telemundo studios where they produce and air their own morning video show, formatted to be like FM Radio of the past, with the news at the top and bottom of the hour, and sports briefs at :45 past the hour plus interactive elements including "LAST CALL" where 1 text,1 e-mailer, and 1 caller get a chance to win prizes from shoptelemundo.com

Time: 7-10am


Idea #5

Show Title: Showbiz live
Hosts:Steve Baxley,Ma.Guadalupe Ojeda (lun-vie) Xiomara Gonzales Goyea,Ricky Luis (Sab.)
Run Time: 30 minutes lun-vie /dom 1 hour also live
Network: Mun2

Description: the definitive last word in entertainment news,live reports and interviews,minimum commercial interruptions

Time: lun-vir: 11:35-Mid / Dom. 7-8p


More ideas coming ...

Later Skates!













Wednesday, March 02, 2005

IT CAME FROM THE MIND OF STEVE BAXLEY
By Steve Baxley
A Televisa Production
From Creative Sanity Inc.





>>TO MY LOVE, MY HEART,MY SPIRIT, MY PITA

I Steve Baxley promise with all my heart
To always be true and never lie
To always be there when you need
a shoulder to cry on
a ear to listen
a heart to care

I Steve Baxley promise with all my heart
To treat you like a woman should be treated at all times
with love and respect
For you are the only woman that I want to have not only in my heart
but in my life as well
For I speak with truth and honesty, that what I have said to you
I say with my heart
I love you very much
and never want to lose you

my heart,my soul,my spirit, my love

More later skates!