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Thursday, April 29, 2004

IT CAME FROM THE MIND OF STEVE BAXLEY
By Steve Baxley
A MARK VII PRODUCTION

Well, I should be used to this...TRIP POSTPONED!!!
This time,A contract WILL be signed !
This is getting monotonous!

So, King George II and The Veep are meeting with the 11 September commission,BUT unlike Condi, this one wont be in the view of the public,nor is it under oath or will any knowledge of it be known...makes you wonder just what are they hiding, THAT THEY REALLY BLEW IT???!!

Happy Birthday to me in 22 days,and im still stuck here in hell

Well its the end of an era, the final Oldsmobile car is about to be made at the place where it was born, Lansing,Michigan..a sad mark in a auto legend!

Speaking of legends, Jackson,Michigan is the REAL birthplace of the Republican Party,now you know why I live in hell!!



Tuesday, April 27, 2004

IT CAME FROM THE MIND OF STEVE BAXLEY
By Steve Baxley
A QUINN MARTIN PRODUCTION

Today's Blog is dedicated to the gang at the KCBS TV Morning News Bar And Grill,including those traffic stoppers Vera and Lisa!

Brief explaination to those of you just finding this blog, DO NOT ADJUST YOUR EYES..NOR BRAIN CELLS, this blog is a potpourri of mind numbing collective
thoughts on either newsworthy events and not political photo ops, or whatever is happenng outside of the major events.
Also,yes it does contain some creative use of the language.so no little kiddies should be eyeballing it.

OK...Begin reading

TOPIC A-California Weather:
What is it between California and the rest of the country, OK, they have earthquakes,thats all thats different about California..to this michiganian (who is texan born) they have the exact kind of weather we do..
they have rain, we have rain, they have snow, we get snow...no biggie!
But DAMN they hype it up!!

Classic example when we have a major thunderstorm , we air a simple bulletin with words and calmness so that the viewer can understand,I was watching the 2 cali stations I get on DISH and it was like OH MY GOD!!! GET THE ACTION NEWS EYEWITNESS STORMTRACKER UNIT STAT!!! and most of the newscast is like they never seen rain!, "We're on STORM WATCH!!!" come on guys its just rain!!! the world isnt ending...Pauly Shore hasnt made another movie yet...but come on weve all seen rain,yes it does create flooding,we here on the midsection of the country live with it, yet we survive.

Now I understand that weather sometimes makes the news, and it does help if you report it fair and accurate, but do we need to make it like a movie of the week??

TOPIC B-Chuck Henry:can someone answer me this question,WHY IS THIS GUY AFRAID OF WHAT HE DID IN THE PAST??
come on Chuck...so you did game shows, big deal, Former KNBC anchor Tracie Savage did a nude love scene in the original "Friday The 13th" movie that STILL gets hoots! but I dont see her burying it in her closet of her mind,nor do I see her preventing fans from seeing it on showtime or other cable movie outlets...you should be proud of doing what you did and show the world..or at least those with Game Show Network I mean you are a part of the history of game shows, i mean sheesh Warren Beatty was in Dobie Gillis fer crying out feldman!! so you did some game shows, big Harry Volkerman deal..Diana Lewis did the original ROCKY movie, BILL BONDS did Planet of the apes, they are proud of what they did, so should you , to hell with vanity!!
Newspeople who did movies or tv shows should be proud NOT ASHAMED!!!
ok now that thats said...

Mish Mash!
What happened to Kathleen Sullivan??? she was back in teh spotlight ,now she has dissappeared??, and uh on another topic ..MADtv got renewed, but what happened to that deliciously funny and talented Debra Wilson, last time she made an TV appearance was for one of those E! shows..or CSI?

Odds and Ends:
Lisa Joyner...I actually think this lady is one intelligently attractive and funny woman who can charm the very socks off anyone and everyone,she used to work at FOX11, FOX11 continues to kick themselves constantly.
Lisa is one in a million and arent we glad of that!



Now you know I hate what the pres is doing to the constitution especially free speech, I join with Aftra and all the entertainment community in saying STOP THE SILENCE!

I listened to Roger Lodge's morning show online, not bad, and thank god he dont have a cheesy closing line like that other morning show host ..whats his name again bryan....ryan....funny it slipped my mind!

I saw Vera's car commercial....not bad, finally saw that she has cute legs!
why she never shows them on the traffic rep....OK I think I see why they never show Vera's legs, there could be the ultimate traffic jam on the 101...lol
Vera is I think better than Jennifer York, I mean tag teamming with Alex Calder is great ...and Alex is becoming a star in his own right! I see maybe his own blog soon.

Kent Shocknek's Blog is funny as heck, I am putting it as a link along with Josh's on my list of fun!

Suzanne Rico has gotten engaged,no not to Kent,although some wonder about them, they do act like a married couple sometimes..lol KIDDING KENT!!
Suzanne got engaged to "mr. Wonderful" during a great vacation in Bali! awww
now thats how you top off a vacation! Congrats Suzanne!

Now here is a challenge for the L.A. TV Folks.. come up here when Race Week comes up this summer we know how to party, but then again California DOES have a bit of Jackson,Michigan with them...CALIFORNIA RACEWAY, Thats from Michigan International Speedway!!

You guys would love "THE PARLOUR" its the best place for ICE CREAM!

And thats all there is ...Enjoy the buffet!








BATTLE BOWL XX FINALS

#5-6c.Adult Swim-Cartoon Network
Battles
#5-1.DeMananita-Telemundo[dc]

Winner to meet THE SHIELD for the Commissioners Cup

Friday, April 16, 2004

FROM THE MIND OF STEVE BAXLEY
By Steve Baxley

First our Battlebowl update...

DIVISON FINALS

CARSON DIVISON

#13-13.Daily Buzz-WB 0
Battles
#11-32c.IRON CHEF-Food net 1

CARSON DIVISON CHAMP:#11-32c.IRON CHEF-Food net
=======================

LETTERMAN DIVISON

#5-6c.Adult Swim-Cartoon Network 1
Battles
#2-12c.Fuzion-mun2 0

LETTERMAN DIVISON CHAMPION: #5-6c.Adult Swim-Cartoon Network
=========================

PARR DIVISON

#5-1.DeMananita-Telemundo[dc] 1
Battles
#6-20.Coupling-BBCA 0

PARR DIVISON CHAMPION:#5-1.DeMananita-Telemundo[dc]
=========================

SNYDER DIVISON

#16-2c.Despirita America-Univision 1
Battles
#6-7c.Risas De America-America TV/Canal Sur 0

SNYDER DIVISON CHAMPION:#16-2c.Despirita America-Univision
================================

CONFRENCE FINALS

CARSON DIVISON CHAMP:#11-32c.IRON CHEF-Food net
BATTLES
LETTERMAN DIVISON CHAMPION: #5-6c.Adult Swim-Cartoon Network


PARR DIVISON CHAMPION:#5-1.DeMananita-Telemundo[dc]
BATTLES
SNYDER DIVISON CHAMPION:#16-2c.Despirita America-Univision
==============================================

This season has been the most sedated one i've seen, and yet one thing is for
certain,its teh last one under the freedom we had.
With a controversial law about to take effect, one wonders if the WTL will reflect
it.
With one golden ticket remaining to be punched can two time defending champion
"DM" make it a threepeat or has univsion's morning mainstay still have enough to
get an upset.
Speaking of upsets,IRONNNN CHEF up against Adult swim is going to be a very tight
call.

BATTLEBOWL 21 is nearly set, who will take on "THE SHEILD" for the coveted
"Commissioners Cup"??? Stay tuned on wednesday to find out



Tuesday, April 13, 2004

FROM THE MIND OF STEVE BAXLEY
By Steve Baxley

OK some unfinished business..

>The World television League Garfield C. Baxley Neilson Invitational is history
and our winner was .. THE SHEILD -FX, they will meet the winner of our network
divison for the 2003-2004 BATTLEBOWL CHAMPIONSHIP "THE COMMISSIONERS
CUP"

>Yet another single woman is off the block, KTLAs Jennifer York is getting married to a
young stud of a human in October we hope he treats Jennifer as a queen!

>Miss Mississippi wins Miss USA, no "THE DONALD" didnt say "Youre Fired!" 50 times..
but WOWWWWW!! Nancy "Ohhhh My God" O'Dell and her wayyyy short "Miss USA"
outfit reminded me of my gal Pita Ojeda and some of her eye poppers, but just how
long will Pita be wearing those outfits depends on if the mind police of King George II
Vote that indecentcy law in effect.

>Speaking of which,John Ashcroft is now targetting HBO saying that THEY are the
provocatiers of PORNO!! and networks like HBO should be also given the same kind
of rules as Networks are..insdiers are also saying that Spanish Language TV and
radio are going to be investigated for indecency as well.
Welcome to King George II's America,the religious right will be in FULL control
and we will all be amish... Leave us to raise yet another barn upon your land..


>As you know,I enjoy watching KCBS TV Morning News..and yes its because of
"L.A.s TRIPLE THREAT" Suzanne RRRRRRRico, Vera Jimenez, and that saucy Lisa
Joyner,Great reporting and they MUST have fun! Kent Shocknek IS THE LUCKIEST
MAN ALIVE to be working with such a bevy of ladies...makes me think of a t-shirt
"KENTS ANGELS" has a nice ring to it yes?????

>Speaking of Mornnig wake up calls..Sharon Tay has her website up , and I got to say
its not bad, shows Sharon's softer side, I find nothing wrong with it, and Im a
true gentleman!

>I am still not used to CNN EN ESPANOL!! I think its so plain and dull ! not as hip as Telemundo International! Wish Dish Network would've kept "Ti",as for the new channel "NICKtoons" BLEAH! why waste it!

>The Tigers are PUDGE-RIFFIC!!!


OUTERS!

Tuesday, April 06, 2004

FROM THE MIND OF STEVE BAXLEY
By Steve Baxley


Well, today King George II made yet ANOTHER bad plan ..gee this guy is making NIXON look like a mensa canadate!

Today he decided to start up "Operation Vigilant Resolve" to try to quell the uprising
that has begun, what worse,more troop will be sent ...more lambs to the slaughter,
And the tally :
614 Dead
1 Inept President
one equally split cabinet
and a bigger mess than vietnam

Remember when King George II had that big photo op on that aircraft carrier with
"MISSION ACCOMPLISHED"??? King George II...the Mission isnt over, and the blood
that is on your hands cant be washed off or bought!
And another thing your highness,when november comes...you wont be able to buy
the re-election, but we might be able to find you a job...if you move to India.

We on the other hand continue to live in a fear,a fear that we are becoming a nation with no freedom as everything our forefathers fought for becomes toilet paper!


Take heart America....soon the nightmare will be over, we hope

Later skates!
Baxley,OUTERS!