IT CAME FROM THE MIND OF STEVE BAXLEY
By Steve Baxley

When its hurts..IT HURTS


>Well kids,once again I've had to cancel my flroida trip scheduled for December 1 due to
some health probs with my mother AND now my aunt, so everything I had planned is
Now screwed, and I think I really need to regroup.because frankly I feel like shit and
if you remember a film called "Schindler's list"..mine is called "Shitter's list" and trust
me..ya DOOOOOOONNNTTTT wanna be on my list, its already got three names.
but i am not at liberty to mention whose for reasons of security and as they say ..DTA

>The MAIN purpose of my visit was to try to win the heart of Telemundo's
PITA OJEDA, and to also meet my pals at Telemundo.


>Im not giving up, Ive still got my ace in my sleeve..ISIS FLORAL!

>MTRN ..remember when they were good, well they are now about thisclose from
going buh-bye, the latest is the network OWES moolah to some of its talent
PLUS its also in trouble with the state tax folks,the latest to leave the sinking
ship, legendary squawker Dave Barber..MTRN btw was going to be our home,
FEH!

>Meanwhile, Micheal Jackson's falling star..has crashed now,his arrest on
numerous counts of child molestation was more like a freak show than the
OJ trial..from the choppers in the sky, to the showing of his mug shot which
looked more like a drugged out clown..
Pathetic dont you think..?


>Speaking of PATHETIC..Paris Hilton's sex video was reviewed and seen on the
Internet, guess what I saw the video...put me to sleep. anyway now that Paris
has burned..she now may have finally decided that,unlike Micheal Jackson..
it was time to grow up.

>My pal Doug Pribe invited me to a celebration party on 6 December at one of his
Pals home..BYOB the invite says, sorry Doug, but I dont attend parties where
booze is served,and regretfully my travel for 2003 ends this sunday, 23 November
as I will be going to the AWWL wrestling event in Grand Rapids,Mich.

>Unless Paul Slawinski or Matt culbreath get us a gig at WSPD or WIOT douglas,
the stop at your house during our trip to the R&RHOF in Cleveland is the LAST
Toledo trip for a while, as I save up for another attempt at Miami.

>Add london to the list of countries that I have very huge respect for, as protesters
didnt give up in their hate of this VERY ILLEGAL conflict, remember kids only
CONGRESS can give the word, and as he continues to live in denial..the killing
continues in Iraq, and now Turkey feels the sting 3 bombs so far...
Whose next to see that "MISSION NOT COMPLETED"..


>My pal Doug is part of this anti-war protest group that has already caused
some ripples, go to his site at http://www.duckpond.blogspot.com to see what
i'm talking about.


>I'm done, but next week..my annual thanksgiving poem .this time im taking it national

IT CAME FROM THE MIND OF STEVE BAXLEY
By Steve Baxley


>Today I created a new blog, which i am giving to my friends at Telemundo's morning show "DE MANANITA", I hope they will really use it .

>14 Days till my trek begins

more later

IT CAME FROM THE MIND OF STEVE BAXLEY
By Steve Baxley


>Well, life is interesting..

>Pita is dating, and thats ok Im still trying, I wanted to go to a singles dance, as I went
things just didnt work out,as most women just looked at me and laughed,why do
women think im a fucking loser??
I know I'm not a looker, and NBC continues to depress me with "Average Joe" ..then
again, ABC pisses me off with "The Bachellor" and "The Bachellorette" and lets not
forget "EXtreme Dating"...Why not a REAL DATING SHOW!!??
As for the radio show,nothing yet ..though im not going to be sitting down doing
nothing, ive got some things i'm going to do which I wont speak of for now.

>Somethings I will do in Florida:
Win Pita's Heart
or maybe go for Luisa
is Claudia Available??

See about MRN in Daytona
See about working for NASCAR

See about maybe working for telemundo/Mun2
Visit Univision/Telefutura
See the gang from "Al Rojo Vivo", "De Mananita","Hoy En El Mundo", and maybe get
them to do some sounders for my computer (You have mail steve..Welcome to Steve's
Computer..etc)and some interviews too.

Take lots of pictures too..

thats MOST of my trek.

SPECIAL EDITION OF "ICFTMOSB"
How I would've written the Script for today's "De Mananita
By Steve Baxley

>Today folks was the first day my love Pita and crew entered their studio for "DM",
and although they did a really funny script..i thought I'd do my own version of it just to show you my creative "Juice"..You be the judge


"De Mananita" Opening of their new studio

Scene: Inside Telemundo Studios,we first see the anchors of "HOY EN EL MUNDO" Marian De la Fuente and Jose- Diaz-Balart about to wrap up the show and toss to commerical, this time its a seamless transition,as the screen begins to fade to black, as we come from commercial we see the traditional TELEMUNDO I.D.play full screen
we switch to a Television monitor outside STUDIO D where "DM" Executive Producer Rafael Matos is nervously pacing back and forth watching the monitor and checking the clock, He gets word from the control room that he is on camera..

Rafael: Where are they, we start in 1 minute..(Notices the camera)oh, hello everyone, I'm Rafael Matos and welcome to 'De Mananita",I know we are supposed to start right now from our new studios, but for the life of me , I DONT KNOW WHERE THEY ARE..(Gets a word in his IFB) uh..im being told by our producer that there is a disturbance at the "COTORRENDO" Studios,im checking with our producer to see if we have a camera there now, take the live shot from Studio Guys.

Scene Switches to Cotorrendo studios as we see a Pita,Ricky and Roberto in the studio about to start the show when along comes Mauricio,estaban,natalie,and Luisa.

Pita:Wheres the crew, we got a show to do, come on
Ricky: Yea, we are late to get the show started,we got a good monday show !
Roberto:You got that right guys, we are late, I cant wait f..(notices the Cortorrendo hosts and their crew coming) uh, hi guys, we are just getting ready to do a show here , whats going on??

Mauricio:Uh whats going on here guys, youre supposed to be in your new studio.
Estaban:yea guys,we love sharing our home with you guys..but its time to leave, your studios
natalie: yes guys,time to go! take all these boxes with you to your new studios (notices a picture of Steve Baxley with Pita) Whoa mama, who is this hunk! ITS JACK BLACK!!!
Luisa: Looks like Raoul de molina,but I do see a bit of Jack Black.
(Both women start to grab at the photo)
Pita: NO! NO! thats my Steve! you cant have him..(puts photo up to her to protect it)

-While the women argue ..the crew from Cotorrendo gets a cart and puts all the boxes on it, Pita takes the fish and her picture of Steve Baxley on the cart while Roberto and Ricky have problems with some of teh boxes, a couple of Cotorrendo staffers accidentally push roberto into the boxes, Pita slips a bit trying to avoid the fall all get into a pushing and shoving match as Cotorrendo playfully pushes the DM crew out of the studio, a disgruntled stage manager shouts "COME ON GUYS GET OUT !!' Ricky tosses a water balloon at the stage manager, its misses and hits natalie, who is now drenced..Roberto high fives Ricky..Pita looks sternly ..but a glint of a smile hits her,she kisses the photo of Steve and Misty..

Ricky: He better show up soon..


The scene shifts back to Studio D as Rafeal talks with some guards

Rafael:They are on their way?,GOOD!! ..uh,You'll enjoy the new set ladies and gentlemen, we have a great crew that worked hard to build and create a home enviroment,more viewer friendly..and very accessable,what can I say, its good!
(gets another control room message)..They are??!!, well do we have a shot, TAKE IT!

-Scene Switches to the corrador of Telemundo as they continue to push the cart boxes are dropped, ricky and roberto pick them up as Pita tries to stedy the rest of the boxes, as the turning around towards STUDIO D.

Rafael: Finally!! here they come!! (he starts to the control room,when a couple of security guards come in and see what is going on)

Security Guard 1:No one passes here unless they have a card
Security guard 2:right!,no card..no entry.. (notices the cart with the DM crew)

An arguement insues,then Rafeal comes in and tells the guard to let them in, they finally do as we fade into the new studio..

While Pita and ricky look at the studio,Roberto plays "HORSE" with Claudia Trejos,

next scene we see Pita nd ricky address the camera,roberto comes in to the studio,but in a t-shirt..Pita and ricky question him..when Claudia passes by with Roberto's shirt..

Claudia: Well Roberto,now you know not to mess with the best ..especially when we got the NBA/WNBA....you lose your shirt!

IT CAME FROM THE MIND OF STEVE BAXLEY
By Steve Baxley
(As Told To Pita Ojeda while giving her a back rub)

>Well we've moved the trip to a better time, And with a budget as they say on "TRADING SPACES" can we pull it off??

>For security reasons, I am not legally able to divuldge much of the trek at this time, but what we can tell you is the following:

1.It will happen sometime in December
2.I will be taking some sort of transport
3.the itenery is in the pre-pre-pre planning stage
4.I am on a budget and time constraints
5.I wont be even near Toledo ..Sorry Doug
6.And Pita will be surprized..so will Telemundo
7.If you had to choose Toledo or Florida..What would YOU choose??
8.I will be taking still pictures ..but also taking "THE MOBILE STUDIO" with me and filing reports at 11pm ..

thats all I can say, except one thing..

-ATTENTION PLEASE...
ONLY A SELECT FEW PEOPLE WILL KNOW THE FULL OFFICIAL ITENNARY UNTIL THE EVE OF THE TREK,VIA E-MAIL..-

Thats it.

>Cartoon Network just aired "WHEN YOU WISH UPON A WEINSTEIN!!" The CONTROVERSIAL EPISODE OF Family Guy that FOX wouldnt air ..(the pussies!)
But Cartoon network just aired it, and oh was it good!!

>I cant believe Comedy Central..they had some cool shows, Now Dave Attell has decided to end "Insomniac" , and so far The Man Show has become the pussy show..
and now "THE DALIY SHOW" is becoming more legit!!

>my world is now over


later skates

IT CAME FROM THE MIND OF STEVE BAXLEY
By Steve Baxley
(as told to...no one)

Hi Its me, Steve Baxley..and Im feeling a bit blue today.
as you know I am scheduled to be going to Miami to meet Pita..

But now I dont know, things are going on inside me that I make me wonder if
my trip will be a watse of time..


I want to win Pita's heart, Ive not heard from Isis Floral Design since they moved to a new location.

I have this feeling something is going to happen between now and when I leave
for florida on the 24th

I hope ..no I know that Pita is the one for me
Am I doing right ?