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Thursday, November 20, 2003

IT CAME FROM THE MIND OF STEVE BAXLEY
By Steve Baxley

When its hurts..IT HURTS


>Well kids,once again I've had to cancel my flroida trip scheduled for December 1 due to
some health probs with my mother AND now my aunt, so everything I had planned is
Now screwed, and I think I really need to regroup.because frankly I feel like shit and
if you remember a film called "Schindler's list"..mine is called "Shitter's list" and trust
me..ya DOOOOOOONNNTTTT wanna be on my list, its already got three names.
but i am not at liberty to mention whose for reasons of security and as they say ..DTA

>The MAIN purpose of my visit was to try to win the heart of Telemundo's
PITA OJEDA, and to also meet my pals at Telemundo.


>Im not giving up, Ive still got my ace in my sleeve..ISIS FLORAL!

>MTRN ..remember when they were good, well they are now about thisclose from
going buh-bye, the latest is the network OWES moolah to some of its talent
PLUS its also in trouble with the state tax folks,the latest to leave the sinking
ship, legendary squawker Dave Barber..MTRN btw was going to be our home,
FEH!

>Meanwhile, Micheal Jackson's falling star..has crashed now,his arrest on
numerous counts of child molestation was more like a freak show than the
OJ trial..from the choppers in the sky, to the showing of his mug shot which
looked more like a drugged out clown..
Pathetic dont you think..?


>Speaking of PATHETIC..Paris Hilton's sex video was reviewed and seen on the
Internet, guess what I saw the video...put me to sleep. anyway now that Paris
has burned..she now may have finally decided that,unlike Micheal Jackson..
it was time to grow up.

>My pal Doug Pribe invited me to a celebration party on 6 December at one of his
Pals home..BYOB the invite says, sorry Doug, but I dont attend parties where
booze is served,and regretfully my travel for 2003 ends this sunday, 23 November
as I will be going to the AWWL wrestling event in Grand Rapids,Mich.

>Unless Paul Slawinski or Matt culbreath get us a gig at WSPD or WIOT douglas,
the stop at your house during our trip to the R&RHOF in Cleveland is the LAST
Toledo trip for a while, as I save up for another attempt at Miami.

>Add london to the list of countries that I have very huge respect for, as protesters
didnt give up in their hate of this VERY ILLEGAL conflict, remember kids only
CONGRESS can give the word, and as he continues to live in denial..the killing
continues in Iraq, and now Turkey feels the sting 3 bombs so far...
Whose next to see that "MISSION NOT COMPLETED"..


>My pal Doug is part of this anti-war protest group that has already caused
some ripples, go to his site at http://www.duckpond.blogspot.com to see what
i'm talking about.


>I'm done, but next week..my annual thanksgiving poem .this time im taking it national