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Monday, July 20, 2009

BAXALOUGE
Its like recieving the ultimate happy ending,without paying the massuse $50 an hour
By Steve Baxley


BALLOON JUBILEE:

So Jackson Hailed the return of the HOT AIR JUBLIEE, now streamlined due to the harsh economy hitting our little burb...so what the hell happend??
not a hell of a lot.
Once again mother nature caused the brunt of the events to be POOOOOPED ON! and it showed in the bottom line, as some estimate the total take would be below projected $75,000 , some people think that maybe its time to revert to what it was the first few years, or change the dates to even working with Michigan International Speedway, anything to help improve things more.

The Ticket prices were not good , $10 adults ..$5 for kids, parking $8 for a grand tote of $38-$45 dollars, now especially in this tight economy with jobs being lost ..maybe the organizers couldve lowered the price to ONE PRICE, that way there woudl be more people attending and not just mulling around at KMART parking lot to see some good balloons

But also the "NIGHT GLOW" was a big disappointment, not many balloons went for the glow, and those that did, didnt last long for anyone to get pics, while the dog fight (old time ariplanes) was good, the night glow just stunk!

Next year should be better, then again this IS Jackson we are talking about, and just like the employment situation here..the ballon festival was just flat!

GOING WAY BEYOND STUPID!

Someone,or should that be some complete boob, some low rent Joe Francis decided to encroach upon sacred territory, and by territory I mean THEY CROSSED HOLY GROUND as far as I am concerned.

Erin Andrews is the Sideline Reporter for ESPN THE WORLDWIDE MEGALEADING NAME IN SPORTS and she is very approachable, friendly and accessable to her fans, but that may have all changed, and we have some perverted jackarse to thank for that.

Seems some low rent jacker decided to violate Ms Andrews' privacy by drilling a few peep holes in her hotel room and taking vids of her in her birthday suit, Andrews was shaken to say the least at this sick pervo's act and got some big time lawyers as well as ESPNs hound dogs to suit up to find this scumbag and delete both the offending tape and the scumbucket from the face of the earth.

Andrews has become since her hiring a youtube star an she has accepted that she has a following that would make a mom proud, but sadly some jackers have possibly ruined it now for all of us , while Erin and ESPN lawyer up and hunt for the scuzzball low rent Joe Francis, one has to wonder if Erin and ESPN will resort to security guards preventing some good fans from saying hello to Erin thus making her unapproachable to a solidly good fan base.

It breaks the heart of true understanding fans to see something like this happen where some vile peice of scuzz is out to not only make a name for themselves (and I think the best name for them is one that rhymes with "masterd") but to do so and distroy a young womans career and embarass her and hurt her..

Erin Andrews is someone unique to the world of Sports Televison, and to violate her privacy just to make a name for yourself is not only not right, but so not cool.

I hope Erin and ESPN sue this vile suzzball for everything he has,and let this be a harsh lesson for scum like the "Hotel Room Voyuer" dont mess with someone or something that is sacred to all .

and if you dont agree, you are as worse ..as Keith olbermann's Rubber Duckie