THIS BLOG HAS TOO MANY WORDS
BY STEVE BAXLEY
A PITA OJEDA PRODUCTION

HI GUYS, AND I HOPE YOU LIKE OUR NEW NAME,WE DECIDED TO RETIRE ..AT LEAST FOR NOW THE USUAL "IT CAME FROM THE MIND OF ..", IN TRIBUTE TO OF COURSE "THIS HOUR HAS 22 MINUTES" ON CBC..WITH THAT SAID, LETS GET ON WITH IT.


>>>>FILL IN YOUR OWN JOKE HERE!


AND NOW..LETS PLAY WHO'S SPERM IS IT ANYWAY?

SO, WHO IS THE DADDY OF DANNIELYNN-SMITH-MARSHALL-STERN-BURKHEAD-PRIBE-SHUMWAY-EUBANKS-LENO-CARSON-FRANSISCO-DE LA HOYA-LEONARD-COSELL-ALI-HOWARD-FINE-HOWARD-HOWARD-FLAY-BATALI-SHOCKNEK-GREENE-WILLIAMS-NEWTON-HARTMAN-GIBSON-O'REILLY-OLBERMANN-SCARBORUGH-JACKSON-SEACREST-COWELL-ABDUL-JACKSON-JACKSON-PRESLEY-MONROE-BULLOCK-ORMAN-CAVUTO-RIVERA-SEIDLIN-RUBIN-GRIFFIN-CRONKITE-BRINKLEY-HUNTLEY-DOBBS-CASTRO-WILLIAMS-SMILOVITZ-STACHECK-GORDON-PETTY-WALTRIP-LAMPLEY-BLAIR-BUSH-BUSH-CLINTON-CARREY-BAXLEY????

FRANKLY FOLKS, BETWEEN YOU AND ME...WHO GIVES A SHIT!

SO, WHAT HAVE WE LEARNED FROM ALL THIS ANNA-NICOLE SMITH/BRITNEY SPEARS NEWS..?

SIMPLE, TO THE FUTURE STARS OF TOMORROW,LOOK AT ANNA NICOLE,BRITNEY SPEARS,NICOLE RICHIE,PARIS HILTON,LINDSAY LOHAN.
LOOK AT THEM CLOSELY,DONT PITY THEM,JUST LOOK AT THEM.

INVESTIGATIVE REPORTER A.J. BENZA SAID IT BEST,"FAME...AINT IT A BITCH!"

A.J., ITS MORE THAN A BITCH,ITS A DRUGGED OUT,BOOZED UP SKANK WHO SPREADS HER LEGS AND GETS IT RAMMED UP 24/7/365,AND JUST WHEN YOU THINK ITS OVER, YOU GET PUT ON THE STREET AND SOLD TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER WHO THEN DECIDES TO MAKE YOU HIS OR HER FAME SLUT AND DOLES YOU OUT TO EVERY SCUZBUCKET WHO HAS $500 IN HIS POCKET,AND PLENTY OF JUICE TO TAKE EVERY OUNCE OF DIGNITY AND MORALS YOU HAVE LEFT IN YOU AND TURNS YOU INTO A DRUGGED UP ZOMBIE, AND SUCKS OUT EVERY LAST CENT YOU HAVE.

FAME, ITS MORE THAN A BITCH, IF MISHANDELED IT COULD BE A MONSTER WHO GOBBLES ,DEVOURS,AND DISTROYS, BUT..IF HANDLED CORRECTLY,FAME CAN LEAD TO A LOT OF GOOD AND A BIG FUTURE FILLED WITH SUCCESS..