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Sunday, April 09, 2006

BATTLEBOWL 22 REPORT
By Vinnie Vegas


WELCOME EVERYONE TO OUR BATTLEBOWL 22 MAIN EVENT, THE ANNOUNCEMENT OF WHO THE "BEST IN SHOW" FOR 2005-2006 WILL BE, THE HOSTS OF HOY AS WELL AS THE HOSTS OF EL MUNEQUEO ARE IN THEIR RESPECTED LOCATIONS AND STUDIOS, WE AWAIT NOW ..THE COMMISH, AND HERE HE COMES NOW WITH THE DECISION.

"Thank you Vinnie V, and a special thank you to all our teams for making this rather unusual 2005-2006 season something we will never forget, to all..its been a thrilling battlebowl tournament that for the first time has given us a true BATTLEBOWL finals to never be topped.
And to our two finalists, Hoy and El Mun, you BOTH survived the hellfire to battle like gladiators,it is on rare occasions when a battle goes the full extent to which even our judges cant decide a winner, it has happened 3 times in 22 years, but this one was even tougher,but by only 1 tenth of a second, do we have a true champion...and now THE VERDICT.

Congratulations to our 2005-2006 BEST IN SHOW...EL MUNEQUEO



A BIG SHOCKER INDEED,BUT DUE TO CONTINUED PUNNISHMENT BY THEIR US NETWORK AFFILIATE,GALAVISION USA, HOY JUST DIDNT HAVE EXACTLY A POWERFUL CHANCE TO TAKE DOWN "EL MUN",AND THEY ARE CELEBRATING IN ECUADOR TONIGHT AS CANAL 1 TV AND THEIR INTERNATIONAL SISTER NETWORK, CANAL UNO INTL. ARE ROOKIE CHAMPIONS!
HOY IS AMONG THE SHOWS SLATED FOR MVP AND OTHER AWARDS TO TAKE PLACE ON TUESDAY.
ANNOUNCEMENTS TO BE MADE ON MONDAY.