From show reviews, news snark, and things we wanted to say but had no time to do

Wednesday, July 20, 2005

IT CAME FROM THE MIND OF A TREKKIE!
By Steve Baxley
A Paramount Production


SPACE..THE FINAL FRONTIER

THIS WAS HIS VOYAGE ...
HE HELPED A CREW OF 200 DISCOVER STRANGE NEW WORLDS
AND SOUGHT OUT NEW LIFE AND NEW POSSIBLITIES
AND HE BOLDLY GONE WHERE NO MAN WENT BEFORE

MR. SCOTT, YOU DONE WELL!

Thursday, July 07, 2005

IT CAME FROM THE MIND OF PITA'S TRUE SWEETHEART
By Steve Baxley
A Ojeda Production for Creative Sanity


CABRONES!

Today was the day londoners were to celebrate their country getting the 2012 olympics, but today there is no celebrations,no cheering,no parades...today is a day of mourning,sadness,as 7 bombs exploded around london, and the bastards who did it AL-QUEIDA!
One of the splinter cells has invaded europe and has attacked with a vengance!
so far 37 dead, lots injured..ALL INNOCENT PEOPLE!!! GODS OWN CHILDREN!!!!!

So now we are in ORANGE ALERT just for the transportation part of the world (air,auto,plane,bus..etc)


Not a great day for the world tonight!..and sadly its not the end


Monday, July 04, 2005


ITCAME FROM THE MIND OF PITA'S TEDDY BEAR
By Steve Baxley
A Ojeda Production for Creative Sanity Inc.

Pita....Will you do me the honor of being my girl?

Welcome to the 229th birthday of the USA...and while we are to remember our founding fathers,they MUST be rolling in their graves because the parchment that has been the benchmark of our fight for freedom...is being used as toilet paper by a man who must've learned how to run a country by just looking at how King george did it.

Lets see, over taxed the populous
controlled the media
stomped on our freedom of speech
and had a hidden agenda where no one could think for themselves

sort of like it is today

Anyway, for those of you who believe in what our forefathers fought for, congrats and welcome .

and remember what it says on the statue of liberty
"give us your tired,your poor,your huddled masses urning to be free"
NOWHERE does it say...unless we think you are a risk!


Happy Birthday America...for what its worth,I hope its a memorable one