IT CAME FROM THE MIND OF STEVE BAXLEY
By Steve Baxley
A ROMANTIC RENDEVOUS Production
...OPERATION VALENTINE, I LOVE IT!
>>Ok kiddies and Space Kiddettes, First to David hill and the boys and girls of FOX SPORTS, did you guys
fuck it up or what??...LETS REVIEW THE HITS AND MISSES OF FOX SUPER BOWL XXXIX
HITS:
-> If you are a SIR Paul McCartney fan, you were in heaven with what would have to be,the MOST sanitized
halftime show EVER!, but lets be real in an MTV world, you want something that says exciting,
I understand Chubby Checker wants to be in the halftime of Super bowl XL..but ONLY if the lombardi
trophy is renamed "THE CHUBBY CHECKER AWARD" ...GET A NET FOR THIS LOON!!!
->The New England Patroits ROCK !! om Brady proved he IS a QB that knows what he's doing!
->Joe Buck has become THE best Footy play by play man PERIOD!
->Great sidelines by Chris Meyers and Pam Oliver, and again THE best pre-game team has to be FOX
MISSES:
>>>Ohhhhh, where to begin....
->First, here's an original thought, how about just airing A 90 MINUTE PRE-GAME SHOW, it works for CFL ON CBC when they do GREY CUP action
->Second, if your going to try to rip off ESPN's X GAMES, at LEAST be somewhat original!
->Third, NO MORE FOX SPORTS NET SHIT! Sheesh,"The Best DARN Super Bowl show ...Period" , I got
a better name for it, "THE BEST TOTALLY FUCKED UP WASTE OF PROGRAMMING ...PERIOD!"
And how about that little bit of kiss assing the NFL and renaming the most LAMEASSED show Period..
just so little kids might be watching,yet what happened during the "LIVE" show (Taped on friday afternoon)
Only John Salley going , "DUHHH, THIS IS THE BEST DAMN EATING COMPETITION, ON THE BEST DAMN
SPORTS SHOW PERIOD.." Only to see the mic's get cut off after a few minutes and a FOX SPORTS flunkee
enter and say "uh guys..we need you to say DARN, becuase we might have some kids watching" and the crowd go dead silent until prodded by self same flunkee...AND THE FUCKING TAPE REWINDING!!!!
->Fourth,NO MORE COFFEE FOR TOM ARNOLD!!, why the fuck does he have to shout ??? so he can prove
just how much of a lame show he got scammed with.
->Fifth, the nfl wanted sanitized super bowl, so why couldnt FOX have toned down "Jillian Jiggles"
->Sixth,The commercials were about as good as the whole game, EVERYONE OF THEM had to be cleared
by the NFL, and with the exception of "Godaddy.com" the rest were about as anal as hell.
->Seventh,To the hordes of Media who were in Jacksonville and bitched about the weather and lack of hotels
ITS FUCKING NORTHERN FLORIDA FOR CRELMINS SAKE!!! ITS SUPPOED TO BE COLD!!!!!!
Nuff of FOX and Super Blow XXXIXPU, lets get back to regular stuff
>>So "CANADA'S OOOOOOOOOOOOLYMPIC NETWORK" has been dethroned by "CANADA'S MOST
INDECISIVE NETWORK" as CTV takes over as Canada's Olympic network after CBC's coverage of the
2006 Winter Games in Torino, CTV gets Beijing and Vancouver...Good luck to them
>>So, the hockey season is now dead, ladies and gentlemen, and Hockey fans in the United States and NFLD.
join me in a moment of silence, and raise a bottle of MOLSON canada's name in beer since 1886, brewers
of MOLSON EXPORT ALE, then turn on a light from CANADIAN GENERAL ELECTRIC, Progress For
People, and lets not forget your Canadian Tire dealers from Coast to Coast ..And FORD, on behalf of your
FORD and MERCURY dealers across canada. HOW I MISS HNIC!
>>>Later Kids!
By Steve Baxley
A ROMANTIC RENDEVOUS Production
...OPERATION VALENTINE, I LOVE IT!
>>Ok kiddies and Space Kiddettes, First to David hill and the boys and girls of FOX SPORTS, did you guys
fuck it up or what??...LETS REVIEW THE HITS AND MISSES OF FOX SUPER BOWL XXXIX
HITS:
-> If you are a SIR Paul McCartney fan, you were in heaven with what would have to be,the MOST sanitized
halftime show EVER!, but lets be real in an MTV world, you want something that says exciting,
I understand Chubby Checker wants to be in the halftime of Super bowl XL..but ONLY if the lombardi
trophy is renamed "THE CHUBBY CHECKER AWARD" ...GET A NET FOR THIS LOON!!!
->The New England Patroits ROCK !! om Brady proved he IS a QB that knows what he's doing!
->Joe Buck has become THE best Footy play by play man PERIOD!
->Great sidelines by Chris Meyers and Pam Oliver, and again THE best pre-game team has to be FOX
MISSES:
>>>Ohhhhh, where to begin....
->First, here's an original thought, how about just airing A 90 MINUTE PRE-GAME SHOW, it works for CFL ON CBC when they do GREY CUP action
->Second, if your going to try to rip off ESPN's X GAMES, at LEAST be somewhat original!
->Third, NO MORE FOX SPORTS NET SHIT! Sheesh,"The Best DARN Super Bowl show ...Period" , I got
a better name for it, "THE BEST TOTALLY FUCKED UP WASTE OF PROGRAMMING ...PERIOD!"
And how about that little bit of kiss assing the NFL and renaming the most LAMEASSED show Period..
just so little kids might be watching,yet what happened during the "LIVE" show (Taped on friday afternoon)
Only John Salley going , "DUHHH, THIS IS THE BEST DAMN EATING COMPETITION, ON THE BEST DAMN
SPORTS SHOW PERIOD.." Only to see the mic's get cut off after a few minutes and a FOX SPORTS flunkee
enter and say "uh guys..we need you to say DARN, becuase we might have some kids watching" and the crowd go dead silent until prodded by self same flunkee...AND THE FUCKING TAPE REWINDING!!!!
->Fourth,NO MORE COFFEE FOR TOM ARNOLD!!, why the fuck does he have to shout ??? so he can prove
just how much of a lame show he got scammed with.
->Fifth, the nfl wanted sanitized super bowl, so why couldnt FOX have toned down "Jillian Jiggles"
->Sixth,The commercials were about as good as the whole game, EVERYONE OF THEM had to be cleared
by the NFL, and with the exception of "Godaddy.com" the rest were about as anal as hell.
->Seventh,To the hordes of Media who were in Jacksonville and bitched about the weather and lack of hotels
ITS FUCKING NORTHERN FLORIDA FOR CRELMINS SAKE!!! ITS SUPPOED TO BE COLD!!!!!!
Nuff of FOX and Super Blow XXXIXPU, lets get back to regular stuff
>>So "CANADA'S OOOOOOOOOOOOLYMPIC NETWORK" has been dethroned by "CANADA'S MOST
INDECISIVE NETWORK" as CTV takes over as Canada's Olympic network after CBC's coverage of the
2006 Winter Games in Torino, CTV gets Beijing and Vancouver...Good luck to them
>>So, the hockey season is now dead, ladies and gentlemen, and Hockey fans in the United States and NFLD.
join me in a moment of silence, and raise a bottle of MOLSON canada's name in beer since 1886, brewers
of MOLSON EXPORT ALE, then turn on a light from CANADIAN GENERAL ELECTRIC, Progress For
People, and lets not forget your Canadian Tire dealers from Coast to Coast ..And FORD, on behalf of your
FORD and MERCURY dealers across canada. HOW I MISS HNIC!
>>>Later Kids!
posted by steve @ 10:05 PM
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