From show reviews, news snark, and things we wanted to say but had no time to do

Monday, December 27, 2004

IT CAME FROM THE MIND OF STEVE BAXLEY
By Steve Baxley
A Fuzzy Door Production

My thoughts go to those who perished and are missing from the Tsunami last night


>Well King George II is TIME magazine's Person of the year, srt of makes their choice of Hitler as POTY
seem redundant dont it!?

>and you note the initials of Person Of The Year is POTY, hmmm King George II is a bit of a shit head isnt he?

>2004 gave us two Ben Affleck bombs and yet no film from Pauly Shore, what the hell is wrong with this picture??

>2004 was a so-so year for me , got nowhere in Miami due to a hurricane, a raising of the panic threat,and
my mother, but I did get a gig as a columnist for AWWL , non paying and my mother CNBC says, yes Ive
changed her little nick name , she is now to be called "CNBC" because she turns EVERYTHING into a
disscussion of money. WHO GIVES A SHIT!

>2005 I think is going to be a crucial year for me, a year of change, a year of living VERY dangerously,
and a year that will go better for me ...now watch "CNBC" keep clamping me down

later folks..

Sunday, December 26, 2004

IT CAME FROM THE MIND OF STEVE BAXLEY
By Steve Baxley
A Presentation of Maryland Public Television

..Hmmmm,ideas like donuts should be savoured and not devoured

>OK, So its the night after Christmas and all through the house, things slowly coming back to normal..
well, as far as I'm concerned its normal!

>Did the AWWL fun fest of joy, not bad, but man was it colder than a witches tit! -15 wind chill...brrrr, and
inside it was worse ..lol

>Got dunked twice by wrestlers, and my helmet was hit as well, I LOVED IT!!!

>OK, so now....what next??

>STEVE BAXLEY'S TOP 50 SEXY WOMEN OF 2005: Hey if people magazine can have a top 50 list, SO CAN I !

50-Robbin Simmons-WDIV Detroit
49-Natasha-AWWL
48-Jennifer Tilly-Actress
47-Andrea Jackson-The Daily Buzz
46-Constance Ramos-Extreme Makeover: Home Edition
45-Nicolette Sheridan-Desperate Housewives
44-Natalia V.-Cotorrendo
43-Ana Maria Canceco- Despirita America
42-Maria Celeste-Al Rojo Vivo
41-Sissi-Sabado Gigante
40-Bonnie Brillstein-CBS Sports
39-Eva Longoria-Desperate Housewives
38-Gloria Trevi-Singer
37-Paula Tutman-WDIV Detroit
36-Michelle Tafoya-ABC SPORTS
35-Claudia Trejos-Telemundo
34-Charytin-Telefutura
33-Marcia Cross-Desperate Housewives
32-Deborah Norville-Inside Edition
31-Daryn Kagen-CNN
30-Greta Van Sustren-FNC
29-Jane Skinner-FNC
28-Catherine Zeta-Jones-Actress
27-Paige Davis-TLC Trading Spaces
26-Xiomara Gonzales Goyea-Not.Telemundo International
25-Leticia Coo-telemundo
24-Sabrina Sabok-Televisa
23-Melissa Rivers-TV Guide Channel
22-Mindy Burbano-Stearns- actress/millionairess
21-Katie Couric-Today Show
20-Tracy Huston-Extreme Makeover:Home Edition
19-Paige Hemmis-Extreme Makeover:Home Edition
18-Laura Swisher-Comic
17-Ava Cadell-Sexologist
16-Sharon Tay-MSNBC
15-Shay Ryan-WXYZ
14-Collette Stinger-WLNS
13-Paulina Rubio-Singer
12-Jennifer Lopez-Weather Channel
11-Brigette Quinn-FNC
10-Linda Vester-FNC
09-Patty Ann Browne-FNC
08-Juliet Huddy-FNC
07-Pam Oliver-FOX SPORTS
06-Jillian Barbarie-KTTV
05-Lisa Joyner-CBS2 Los Angeles
04-Sharon Reed-WOIO
03-Pita Ojeda-Telemundo
02-Marian De la Fuente-Telemundo
01-Luisa Fernanda-Telemundo

>Yes folks, my galpal Pita dropped to 3rd after a stunning two times as the most sexiest female of the year,but
folks, there is 2005, who knows what will happen next


>more later


Sunday, December 19, 2004

IT CAME FROM THE MIND OF STEVE BAXLEY
By Steve Baxley
A THAMES COLOUR PRODUCTION

>Delta SUCKS!

>Its sunday morning NOT on CBS ..and here again is Charles Kuralt,Well, this is a first, a 2 edition version of what ever is on my mind,as its 10am on a c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-cold sunday morning,had a good weekend still nonetheless.
>Did absolutely NADA on Saturday,except shop ..but the christmas shopping gets done this week,not much to buy for,but its only me, my mother and the dog, an dmaybe a few pals at TELEMUNDO
>Today, its off to the temple club to see and particioate in the ALL WORLD WRESTLING LEAGUE "SEASON'S BEATINGS" event,let you know what happened after the show.

>FREEDOM COMMUNICATIONS are the biggest bastards in broadcasting!, they are right now undergoing massive budget cuts across their Television Station divison that it hit VERY hard here in L-J as WLAJ, which is litterally VERY bare bones with a staff of about 12, has now lost about half due to Freedom's centralizing both production and traffic departments where they will be shipped to WWMT in K-zoo
SELL ALREADY DAMNIT!!


>there is this blonde at hotstuff at the mall...oh my god can she "raise the dead"



These stories and Andy Rooney ..later

Tuesday, December 14, 2004

It came from the mind of Steve Baxley
By Steve Baxley
A return from the dead production


>NOW THEN....WHERE WAS I BEFORE OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE BEGAN???

>Well, thanks to my long time buddy and broadcast partner Doug Pribe, WE ARE BACK IN ACTION!!, it may look strange, but at least we are back in blogging business!

>First off, its been a wild couple of months,what with a major virus jacking my computer off the air,but to my pals at Digilink, thank you all!!! the computer is purring like a kitten.

>I'm also a columnist for the All World Wrestling league website at www.allworldwrestling.net

>ok, so we are all updated ,i'll have more later


Friday, December 03, 2004

OK...so now what

Hello, anyone there??