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Thursday, May 13, 2004

IT CAME FROM THE MIND OF STEVE BAXLEY
By Steve Baxley
A Live Presentation of KTLA NEWS




ATTENTION ALL SINGLE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN...WE ARE NOT INTIMIDATED BY YOU!!!

Today's talk is about what I personally think is a complete and utter fraud.

You see interviews with these models or actresses saying they cant find a normal guy or no normal guy would approach them to talk to them because they are intimidated by looks,money and job.. THATS A MYTH!

Fact is ladies ..we arent intimidated by you, we normal guys who arent hunks or models or football players or zillionaires are always in the back of the room trying like hell to get to know you, but several things always stand in our way.

1-You have 300-400 pound bodyguards next to you who, if we even come near you will pounce on us like we were the grand slam dinner special at Denny's

2-You might not think we were interested in you as a person,but see you more as $$$$$$$

3-You might think we were nuts

4-You might say no if we asked you to a coffee or a lunch.


See ladies, not all men think with what little god gave them between their legs, guys like me, we think with hearts,souls and mind, and always look at your eyes not at your obvious "blessings by god",but somewhere down the line..maybe its just me, but somewhere down the line women (And yes even men) forget that you are just normal average women.

So ladies, be you actresses,models,or anyone who thinks you cant find a guy because we are intimidated by your looks,money,job...take this from me.

We arent scared,intimidated or frightened,we would love to ask you out for coffee or lunch, its just that we want you to know that we are interested in you for just YOU.


nuff said!