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Thursday, February 19, 2004

FROM THE MIND OF STEVE BAXLEY
By Steve Baxley

>YEEEEE-HAWWWWWW!!!!

>I think the whole country, or at least 51% of the populous NOW sees what a mistake
they made in electing a complete Mar-oon as Bugs Bunny would say, and lets see
whose left as we present ..

DEMOCRATIC SURVIVOR: Outwit,Outlast....OUTRAGE!!!!!!
Carol Mosely Braun-OUT
Joe Leiberman-OUT
Dick Gephardt-OUT
Howard Dean-OUT
Wesley Clark-OUT
John Edwards-OUT

REMAINING DEMOCRATIC SURVIVORS
John Kerry
Dennis Kuchinicsh
Al Sharpton


>I finally got to see the moveon.org ad that was refused by CBS during the super bowl
and what can i say but CBS sucks! the commercial was dumped for a ..you guessed it,
KING GEORGE II DRUG PREVENTION COMMERCIAL!!!

>Speaking of disgusting sights..how about the butt kissing NBC did, uh excuse moi,
NASCAR did at the Daytona 500, it was supposed to be BEN AFFLECK who was
supposed to say those immortal words " GENTLEMEN..START YOUR ENGINES!!!!!"
but in an OBVIOUSLY STAGED event, KING GEORGE had to crash the frigging party
and take the focus off the new NEXTEL CUP and the race drivers ..and like his duddy
wimpered the words like it was just a typical day .."gentlemenstartyourengines"
and NBC which thought was independent AND neutral but NOOOOOOO...
NBC/TNT NASCAR host Bill Webber, and race announcer Alan Bestwick kissed King
George II ass big time..and that was so vomit inducing it sucked!!!


And speaking of vomit inducing.....

>Viacom Prez Mel Karmazin has totally been neutered! last night he ordered his
executrixs at Infinity radio stations to get a 5-7 sec. delay for all their radio stations
who have shock jocks like Howard Stern, an dsaid if they (the jocks) dont clean it up..
THEY ARE OUT!.. Which is why I didnt send any of our stuff to WXYT, because some
of our stuff wouldnt make it.

THANK YOU JANET JACKSON...YOU F'ED IT UP FOR ALL OF US !!!


>Miami is about 3 weeks away!!!

Later gates

Tuesday, February 10, 2004

FROM THE MIND OF STEVE BAXLEY
By Steve Baxley

>So we still havent a radio show, I think tomorrow I might just put in an Ebay ad for my
writing, hey if it could help the lampoon folks.

>So King george II has a big skeleton in his closet..So there was no WMDs in Iraq..
makes you think dont it?

>This years Fantasy Nascar Team Name I think will remain the LugnutBombers,we
won a close one last season,one wonders i THIS new NEXTEL season will be any
wilder,especially with NASCARs disjointed point system..

>WE GOT PUDGE RODREGUIEZ!!!

>Telemundo has done something they never wouldve imagined doing before..THEY KICKED UNIVISIONS ASS!!!

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