IT CAME FROM THE MIND OF STEVE BAXLEY
By Steve Baxley
(As told to Pita while skiing on the alps)
(Steve steps up to the podium ..taps microphone)
>Good Morning!
>I like to begin todays meeting by saying what a great turn out we have today, hope that we have a more fuller turn out next time.
>The Detroit tigers continue to chase history, Wonder if Mike Illitch will now trade the tigers for say the MONTREAL EXPOS,117 games lost, 3 more to tie, 4 more to make the history book as the legitimate WORST team ever.
>So when the Detroit Shock beat Cleveland Rockers, guess what happened next, THE ROCKERS BECAME EXTINCT!,Bill Laimbeer should be proud of what this shock team accomplished..going from worst to first!
>So sergi Federov says he wanted to stay with detroit, but that it was the problems with anna that made him stab us all in the back??? gee..and I thought it was pure greed..
>Speaking of Anna, on teh pages of TVNOTAS, a mexican version of US Magazine, there we see Anna and enrique inglassias canoodling in public, on a bench, horizontal, with his hands ..uh..shall we say inspecting the inside of her pants! hmmm..talk about a "palm pilot"
>It can now be told, Not only has Tony Blair lost his hold on his people, but George W. bush has now become the next biggest liar in the world, see it was king george II who said that saddy was responsible for 11 september, then came that "He's hiding WMDs" and we invaded his country and then said "the WAR IS OVER" .. Man how long IS that nose of his????
>If I were King George II I would just come out and admit not only that he lied, but that he really screwed up everything..like father like son I guess.
Later all
By Steve Baxley
(As told to Pita while skiing on the alps)
(Steve steps up to the podium ..taps microphone)
>Good Morning!
>I like to begin todays meeting by saying what a great turn out we have today, hope that we have a more fuller turn out next time.
>The Detroit tigers continue to chase history, Wonder if Mike Illitch will now trade the tigers for say the MONTREAL EXPOS,117 games lost, 3 more to tie, 4 more to make the history book as the legitimate WORST team ever.
>So when the Detroit Shock beat Cleveland Rockers, guess what happened next, THE ROCKERS BECAME EXTINCT!,Bill Laimbeer should be proud of what this shock team accomplished..going from worst to first!
>So sergi Federov says he wanted to stay with detroit, but that it was the problems with anna that made him stab us all in the back??? gee..and I thought it was pure greed..
>Speaking of Anna, on teh pages of TVNOTAS, a mexican version of US Magazine, there we see Anna and enrique inglassias canoodling in public, on a bench, horizontal, with his hands ..uh..shall we say inspecting the inside of her pants! hmmm..talk about a "palm pilot"
>It can now be told, Not only has Tony Blair lost his hold on his people, but George W. bush has now become the next biggest liar in the world, see it was king george II who said that saddy was responsible for 11 september, then came that "He's hiding WMDs" and we invaded his country and then said "the WAR IS OVER" .. Man how long IS that nose of his????
>If I were King George II I would just come out and admit not only that he lied, but that he really screwed up everything..like father like son I guess.
Later all
posted by steve @ 1:10 PM
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