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Monday, September 15, 2003

VEGAS SLIM FALL PREVIEW ISSUE
PART DEAUX!

And welcome to the Ceasars Palace of Fall TV previews..

TUESDAY:
8 simple new shows..

8:30-IM WITH HER/abc:Starring Teri Polo as movie star Alex Young who falls for high school english teacher Patrick Owen, Played by David Suthcliffe, based on the real life romance of Brooke Sheilds and the show's co-creator Chris Henchy-VEGAS SLIM'S WORDS OF WISDOM:THIS SHOW IS A BIT ON A BUBBLE ITSELF AS THE FUTURE OF ITS LEAD SHOW "8 SIMPLE RULES" IS UNKNOWN AFTER THE SHOCKING PASSING OF JOHN RITTER-DICE ROLL....THANKS,BUT FOR NOW, I'LL PUT MY CHIPS ON THE "PASS" LINE FOR NOW UNTIL THINGS ARE SETTLED

8:30-NAVY NCIS/CBS:Stars Mark Harmon as a leader of a team of agents in the Naval Criminal Investigative Service.-VEGAS SLIM'S WORDS OF WISDOM:ITS JAG'S BABY !! -DICE ROLL...6 OUT OF 12

8:00-WHOOPI/NBC:Stars Whoopi Goldberg in what could be said as the thrid time for an american version of "Fawlty towers".-VEGAS SLIM'S WORDS OF WISDOM:THIS SHOW HAS SOME REDEEMING VALUES...I JUST CANT FIND THEM -DICE ROLL...4 OUT OF 12

8:30-HAPPY FAMILY/NBC:Stars John Laroquette and Christine Branski who are hoping for an "empty nest" but find that is not possible -VEGAS SLIM'S WORDS OF WISDOM:EVEN WITH THE WELCOME RETURN OF LARROQUETTE AND BRANSKI TO TV,AND WHOOPI AS A LEAD IN...THIS SHOW HAS PROBS!-DICE ROLL...3 OUT OF 12

8:30-ALL OF US/UPN:Stars Duane Martin as a TV reporter who would love for his new main squeeze Tia (played by "The Hughley's" Hottie,Elise Neal) to get along with his ex-wife (Played by LisaRaye)..ExProd by Will Smith and his wife Jada Pinkett Smith in fact, this show is loosely based on the pair.-VEGAS SLIM'S WORDS OF WISDOM:THIS HAS GOT HOPE!-DICE ROLL....11 OUT OF 12

9:00-ROCK ME BABY/UPN:Stars Dan Cortese as Jimmy, a Shock Jock and Bianca Kajlich as his wife, Beth, whose lifes are upside down when Beth gives birth to their first kid.-VEGAS SLIM'S WORDS OF WISDOM: I SAW THIS LONG AGO,WHEN IT WAS HOWARD STERN'S "PRIVATE PARTS"-DICE ROLL....SNAKE EYES!

9:00-1 TREE HILL/WB:Stars Hilarie Burton,James Lafferty and Chad micheal murray..think "dawsons creek" with basketballs.-VEGAS SLIM'S WORDS OF WISDOM:THIS SHOW FOULS OUT!-DICE ROLL.....CRAP OUT

9:30-THE MULLETS/UPN:Stars David Hornsby and Micheal Weaver as mullet haired roofers named ..MULLET,with a gorgeous mom played by Loni Anderson who is married to a game show host played by John O'Hurley.-VEGAS SLIM'S WORDS OF WISDOM:WHY ???-DICE ROLL.....2 OUT OF 12

VEGAS' FINAL ROLL:UPN's second night of comedies is a bit flawed..while ABC has a big problem on Tuesday night..I got to give this night to NBC, while FOX and WB battle it out for third.


Tomorrow...Wednesday Night