From show reviews, news snark, and things we wanted to say but had no time to do

Sunday, March 21, 2004

FROM THE VACATED MIND OF STEVE BAXLEY
By Steve Baxley

Vacation's all I ever wanted, Vacation got to get away!! -GO-GOs


OK, so it's been a year since KING GEORGE II went to Iraq,and lets see whats been
accomplished:

500 Soliders killed by Iraqi's who STILL rather have saddam lead them..
Osama is STILL at large
Meanwhile Spain got a visit from Al Quedia,and THAT was on the eve of their elections
which interestingly enough, was won by socialists and GB's pal who WAS the leader, is now looking for employment.
The NEW spanish president meanwhile announced that he is pulling troups from IRAQ
AND ..
you know that flight suit he wore to that photo op.. Clothes made IN BURMA!! BURRRRRMMMAAA!! not america, BURMA!!

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED??...NOPE!

And this little ditty..
March 29th King George II is closer to turning yet another part of the consitution into
toilet paper,thats when Congress votes on the big indecency law which a whole lotta
folks, from many unions and the ACLU deem VERY UNCONSITUTIONAL if passage!

Should KING GEORGE II sign it, a WHOLE lotta folks from On Air talent in radio/TV and Performers including those controlled by Clear Channel will be silent, and that also goes for alot of future talents too.

Hey..I didnt vote for him, YOU ALL DID!


On to lighter stuff...

Been riveted by the blogging style of KCBS TV Morning Achor legend THE Kent Shockneck,now for those who DONNNNNT know, "Shocks" is a legendary newsanchor
who used to work for KNBC, in fact he kicked KCBS' arse many times! then KCBS got "the Shocks" for KCBS' morning news show..and its been manna! his blog is fresh and very wickedly thoughtful..to see it go to http://www.cbs2.com and hit his face.

Now for those lucky to have a dish, you can enjoy KCBS TV on channel 244..
I enjoy the newscast very much, maybe its because I love Lisa Joyner, I still remember her with John Melichar on the late lamented COMEDY WORLD RADIO NETWORK talking about the oscars I called in and god that voice of hers just melted my ...uh can someone get a mop please..my heart just melted!

Speaking of heart melters...that Vera Jimenez is a real traffic stopper,her personality is just extactic!

And Suzanne Rico, is the swizzle stick that stirs the drink of the fermosa that is CBS2 NEWS THIS MORNING



Now for the other side of the coin...

WHAT IS KTLAs JEFF WALD THINKING!!!????

For those whom have not a winky as to what im talking about,apparently some L.A. media scribes are saying that the gang at TRIBUNE decided to follow the cult sci-fi flick "LOGANS RUN" and send everyone to "Carrousel" except KTLAs version its those OVER 40 who are to be invited...
Gone is venerable sports anchor/director TONY HERNANDEZ,now the big question is ...
WHOSE NEXT!!!!???, They touch Sam,Carlos or ANY of the morning/10pm news guys and Jennifer york...I'll ban KTLA from my viewing!

Today's Fashion Deja Vu award..
De Mananita host (and my lady) Pita Ojeda wore a VERY lovely low cut dress with
roses all over it and bouncy blonde shoulder length hair...on the left side of the brain
that is California, Singer and actress (and poster child for a drug free america) Courtney Love was wearing A low cut dress with roses all over it and bouncy
shoulder length hair...only difference is ON PITA IT WORKED!!!